tā lái le tā lái le

它来了它来了

It comes now and then

hǎo rán hòu xiàn zài qǐ

好然后现在起

it comes good play

qǐ

起

from

hā lóu dà jiā hǎo wǒ shì xiǎo xián

哈喽大家好我是小闲

hello Hello everyone I am a little busy

zuò wèi mǐ qí lín biān wài dà chú

作为米其林编外大厨

as a supernumerary Michelin chef

běn xián wǒ zhà guò kōng qì chī guò tǔ

本闲我炸过空气吃过土

of this busy eating my fried air sucked through the

xī guò qì qiú mài guò fǔ

吸过气球卖过腐

soil balloons sold rotten

dòu fǔ de fǔ

豆腐的腐

tofu rot

yī jù huà zǒng jié jiù shì

一句话总结就是

sentence summary is

huò jiǎng wú shù ba

获奖无数吧

award-winning, right

jì rán fǎn xiǎng zhè me rè liè

既然反响这么热烈

now enthusiastic response so

jīn tiān wǒ jiù zài gěi dà jiā zuò yī dào mǐ qí lín xīng jí liào lǐ

今天我就再给大家做一道米其林星级料理

today I will give you to do a Michelin-star cuisine

kě yǐ chī de shí tóu

可以吃的石头

can eat stone

zhè shì yī dào xī bān yá de mǐ qí lín fēn zi liào lǐ

这是一道西班牙的米其林分子料理

on which is wrapped in a Spanish Michelin

kě shí yòng de gāo lǐng tǔ

可食用的高岭土

kaolin molecular cuisine

bāo guǒ shàng xiǎo qiǎo de tǔ dòu

包裹上小巧的土豆

edible small potatoes

zuò chéng chāo bī zhēn de kě yǐ chī de shí tóu

做成超逼真的可以吃的石头

to make ultra-realistic eat stones

yǐ wǒ xiàn zài de shí lì

以我现在的实力

to my present strength

zuò zhè yàng de liào lǐ gēn běn bù zài huà xià

做这样的料理根本不在话下

It does not mention such dishes

nà jiù zēng jiā tiāo zhàn nán dù

（那就增加挑战难度）

(it would increase the difficulty of the challenge)

zuò yī kuài liú xīn shí tóu ba

（做一块流心石头吧）

(do a flow heart stone bar)

xíng a

行啊

line ah

lǎo guī jǔ

老规矩

old rule

jué dé wǒ néng chéng gōng de kòu zhè cì yī dìng

觉得我能成功的扣这次一定

that I can succeed in this deduction must

jué dé wǒ huì shī bài de kōu

觉得我会失败的抠......

think I should have failed to pull ......

kōu

抠. .....

pull. .....

kōu bí zi ba

（抠鼻子吧）

(pick your nose, right)

xiān zuò liú xīn

先做流心

do first flow heart

shēng huó zhè me kǔ

生活这么苦

needs a little

xū yào yī diǎn tián

需要一点甜

life so bitter sweet

gé shuǐ jiā rè a

隔水加热啊

water heating ah

bǎ tā men chōng fēn de jiǎo hé zài yī qǐ

把它们充分的搅和在一起

them adequate mix together

shàng mó jù

上模具

the mold

jiǎn zhí jiù shì rè liàng zhà dàn jí bié de róu ruǎn nèi xiàn a

简直就是热量炸弹级别的柔软内馅啊

is simply heat bomb grade soft stuffing ah

wǒ zhè biān kōng zhù

我这边空著

I am here with

nǐ men zhè gè qiáng pò zhèng nán bù nán shòu

你们这个强迫症难不难受

you this empty OCD is hard by the

liú xīn yǐ jīng hǎo le

流心已经好了

flow of the heart has been good

wǒ men bǎ tā fàng dào bīng xiāng lǐ lěng cáng sì gè xiǎo shí

我们把它放到冰箱里冷藏四个小时

we put it in the refrigerator, cold four hours

lěng gù chéng xíng

冷固成型

waiting in

děng dài de shí jiān lǐ

等待的时间里

freezing time

zài lái gǎo yī diǎn tǔ dòu ní

再来搞一点土豆泥

come out a little mashed potatoes

yòng tā bāo zhù liú xīn zài niē chéng shí tóu de xíng zhuàng

用它包住流心再捏成石头的形状

and then use it to wrap the flow heart shape into the shape of a stone molding

zhè shì wǒ gāng gāng zhēng hǎo de tǔ dòu

这是我刚刚蒸好的土豆

which I just steamed good

shàng pò bì jī

上破壁机

potato broken machine

jiā rù liǎng kuài huáng yóu

加入两块黄油

join two dozen butter

dǎ chéng le yī gè hěn qí guài de qiú

打成了一个很奇怪的球

became a very strange ball like

hǎo xiāng a

好香啊

incense and ah ah

hǎo xiàng zhī shì a

好像芝士啊

sweet sweet cheese

hǎo tián

好甜

mashed potatoes,

hǎo tián de tǔ dòu ní

好甜的土豆泥

it's not buckle

zhè bù shì kòu zhè ér de

这不是扣这儿的

tempting here

yòu rén de tǔ dòu ní dào chū lái

诱人的土豆泥倒出来

to pour out of mashed potatoes

gè wèi míng yuàn xīn xiān chū tǔ de huáng lóng yù

各位名媛新鲜出土的“黄龙玉”

you ladies fresh unearthed " Huanglong

yìng dù jí gāo

硬度极高

"high hardness

rèn xìng jí hǎo

韧性极好

and toughness excellent

yóu xìng jí hǎo

油性极好

excellent oil

xiàn zài míng yuàn quān zuì yǒu pái miàn de yī zhǒng kuǎn

现在名媛圈最有牌面的一种款

aristocratic circles now the most money usually

píng shí pīn tuán jià yuán

平时拼团价999元

a sign face fight group price 999 yuan

jīn tiān zhǐ xū yào sān lián

今天只需要三连

today only need to triple

lì kè ān pái zūn xiǎng péng yǒu quān tào cān

立刻安排尊享朋友圈套餐

immediately arrange exclusive circle of friends package

hái zèng sòng mǐ qí lín xīng jí xià wǔ chá

还赠送米其林星级下午茶

also presented a Michelin-star cuisine

shí tóu liào lǐ de yōu xiān pīn tuán zī gé

石头料理的优先拼团资格

afternoon tea stone the priority groups eligible to fight

xiān bǎ wǒ men de huáng lóng yù shí sòng jìn bǎo xiǎn lěng kù bǎo cún

先把我们的“黄龙玉石”送进保险冷库保存

to get our "Huanglong jade stone" sent to cold storage to save the insurance

wǒ men zài lái zhì zuò tā de wài ké

我们再来制作它的外壳

we were doing its shell

zuò shí tóu wǒ shì rèn zhēn de

做石头我是认真的

rock I do is serious

shí tóu de chéng fēn yī dìng yào chī tòu

石头的成分一定要吃透

component of the stone must thoroughly understand the

bái tǔ hēi tǔ huáng tǔ yī yàng dōu bù néng shǎo

白土黑土黄土一样都不能少

black soil clay loess clay and the

bǎ bái tǔ hé hēi tǔ jiǎo hé zài yī qǐ

把白土和黑土搅和在一起

like Less black soil mix together

ràng tā men chōng fēn fā shēng guān xì

让它们充分发生关系

let them fully a relationship

dāng tā men rú jiāo shì qī nán shě nán fēn de shí hòu

当它们如胶似漆难舍难分的时候

when they let a third party loess gluey devotion

ràng dì sān zhě huáng tǔ

让第三者黄土

to life can also

gěi shēng huó jiā gè sè

给生活加个色

add a little more

hái kě yǐ zài jiā yī diǎn

还可以再加一点

color in fact

qí shí mǐ qí lín zhè dào cài

其实米其林这道菜

the original shell

běn lái de wài ké shì yòng yī zhǒng kě yǐ chī de tǔ zuò de

本来的外壳是用一种可以吃的土做的

Michelin dish is eaten with a way to do

zhè gè tǔ de wèi dào ne jiù hěn tè bié

这个土的味道呢就很特别

this soil soil it is particularly

tè bié dào nán yǐ xià yàn de nà zhǒng

特别到难以下咽的那种

special to taste it kind of hard to swallow

suǒ yǐ wǒ jiù bǎ tā gǎi liáng chéng qiǎo kè lì le

所以我就把它改良成巧克力了

so I put it improved to chocolate

wǒ xiàn zài qiǎo kè lì yǐ jīng jiǎo hǎo le

ok 我现在巧克力已经搅好了

chocolate OK I now have a good mix

huàn yī gè xiǎo yī diǎn de róng qì zhuāng yī xià tā

换一个小一点的容器装一下它

for a little bit of containers it

gěi nǐ men kàn yī xià tàng hǎo de qiǎo kè lì wài ké

给你们看一下烫好的巧克力外壳

gives you a look at what a good hot chocolate shell

dòng hǎo de nèi xiàn ná chū lái

冻好的内馅拿出来

frozen good the stuffing out of

bīng dòng de nèi xiàn

冰冻的内馅

the frozen stuffing

tā lǐ miàn hái shì nà zhǒng liú xīn zhuàng nǐ kàn dào le ma

它里面还是那种流心状你看到了吗

it inside or the kind of heart-shaped stream you see it

jiàng tā bù shì nà zhǒng yìng de

酱它不是那种硬的

it's not the kind of sauce

shí tóu jiù yào yǒu gè shí tóu de yàng ér a

石头就要有个石头的样儿啊

would have a hard

wǒ men yào bǎ nèi xiàn bāo guǒ zài shí tóu lǐ miàn

我们要把内馅包裹在石头里面

stone stone gentile ah we want to

xiān bǎ tā róu chéng yī gè shí tóu de xíng zhuàng

先把它揉成一个石头的形状

put the stuffing wrapped

rán hòu wǒ men bǎ xīn ér yǎo chū lái

然后我们把芯儿舀出来

it inside the stone

yī kuài jiā xīn é luǎn shí

一块夹心鹅卵石

bunched up into a shape of the stone

xiàn zài guān jiàn shí kè dào le

现在关键时刻到了

and then we scoop out

wǒ yào gěi zhè xiē tǔ dòu ní guǒ shàng wài ké

我要给这些土豆泥裹上外壳

a sandwich core child cobblestone

ràng tā biàn chéng yī kē shí tóu

让它变成一颗石头

now crucial moment to give

tā lái le tā lái le

它来了它来了

me these mashed potatoes wrapped in shell let it

huài le gěi tā tāo le gè xīn

坏了给它掏了个心

become a stone to it to give it

zhuā jǐn shí jiān

抓紧时间

a bad dig a heart

hǎo rán hòu xiàn zài qǐ

好然后现在起

well then seize the time now

qǐ

起

since

tā níng gù le

它凝固了

it froze

kàn dào le ma

看到了吗

see it

tā xiàn zài shì yǒu fǎn guāng de

它现在是有反光的

now is that it has a reflective

yǒu fǎn guāng de

有反光的

reflective

yǒu fǎn guāng de

有反光的

reflective

yǒu fǎn guāng de

有反光的

glistening

zhú jiàn méi yǒu fǎn guāng

逐渐没有反光

have not reflective of

zhú jiàn méi yǒu fǎn guāng

逐渐没有反光

the gradual gradually

yìng le

硬了

become

biàn chéng yǎ guāng de le

变成哑光的了

hard not reflective

màn màn tāo chū lái

慢慢掏出来

matte too much like

tài xiàng jiù shì xiǎo shí hòu yǎng shuǐ xiān

太像就是小时候养水仙

a slowly pull out Is a child inside

lǐ tóu dōu huì fàng yī xiē shí tóu ma

里头都会放一些石头嘛

daffodils will put some stones Well

tā yī zhí pào zài shuǐ lǐ

它一直泡在水里

it has been soaked in water

jiù huì biàn dé nà zhǒng bái bái de

就会变得那种白白的

will become the kind of white

guāng liū liū de nà zhǒng

光溜溜的那种

naked

liù kē shí tóu de chú xíng jiù yǐ jīng yǒu le

六颗石头的雏形就已经有了

six stone prototype of the kind already have

xiàng bù xiàng shí tóu

像不像石头

a lot like the stones

xiàng ma xiàng ma

像吗像吗

like it like it

xiàn zài bù xiàng bù yào jǐn

现在不像不要紧

like it does not matter now

tā yī huì ér mǎ shàng jiù xiàng le

它一会儿马上就像了

it is at once a moment like

zhè tài xiàng shì yī pán zhèng ér bā jīng de kǎo tǔ dòu le

这太像是一盘正儿八经的烤土豆了

this too much like a child being salt and pepper

kā fēi fěn sàn shàng zhī hòu

咖啡粉散上之后

and baked potato

jiāo yán kǎo tǔ dòu

椒盐烤土豆

is not the stone a little gap

shì bù shì hé shí tóu yǒu diǎn chà jù

是不是和石头有点差距

after the eight baked potatoes on the coffee powder

zhè yě tài bù xiàng le ba

这也太不像了吧

is too loose it like it

nǐ shuō bié rén wèi shén me néng zuò dé nà me xiàng shí tóu ne

你说别人为什么能做得那么像石头呢

why people say you can do it like on a stone, why

shì wǒ de tǔ dòu ní chū le wèn tí

是我的土豆泥出了问题

is my mashed potatoes out of the question

hái shì wǒ de qiǎo kè lì chū le wèn tí

还是我的巧克力出了问题

or my chocolate out of the question

hái shì wǒ de kā fēi fěn chū le wèn tí

还是我的咖啡粉出了问题

or my coffee out of the question

shén me chū le wèn tí

什么出了问题

what a problem

zhè shì wǒ men mǐ qí lín zhì zuò de shǒu cì fān chē

这是我们米其林制作的首次翻车

this is our first Michelin made a rollover

gǔ zhǎng

鼓掌

applause

wǒ běn lái xiǎng xiàng de shì wǒ bǎ tā zuò hǎo zhī hòu

我本来想像的是我把它做好之后

I would have thought that after I do it well

jiù hé zhè xiē shí tóu dōu fàng dào yī qǐ

就和这些石头都放到一起

and these stones are put together

rán hòu jiǎ zhuāng shuō

然后假装说

and then pretend to say

nǎ yī kuài shì wǒ zuò de

哪一块是我做的

which one is which piece

nǎ yī kuài shì wǒ zuò de

哪一块是我做的

I do is what I do

rán hòu xiàn zài zhè jiù

然后现在这就......

now and then this ......

jiù bié duì bǐ le

就别对比了

do not compare the

é luǎn shí yě méi yǒu xiàng wǒ zhè shí tóu zhǎng dé zhè me yuán gū lóng dōng de

鹅卵石也没有像我这石头长得这么圆咕隆咚的

pebbles did not like me, this stone looks so round cushions Long boom the

zhè me cī liū huá de

这么呲溜滑的

bared slippery so

wǒ jué dé yě méi yǒu

我觉得也没有

I do not think

zhè tuǒ tuǒ de shì yī dào lóng yín tǔ dòu a

这妥妥的是一道龙吟......土豆啊

this is a properly properly Dragons potatoes ah ......

wǒ zhè hái shì liú xīn bǎn de lóng yín tǔ dòu

我这还是流心版的龙吟土豆

this is my version of the flow Dragons potatoes cut to

qiè kāi gěi nǐ men kàn kàn a

切开给你们看看啊

the heart you see ah

lái le a

来了啊

come ah

wǒ de xiàn ne

我的馅呢

my stuffing it

jiù yī diǎn diǎn néng kàn dào ma

就一点点能看到吗

I can see a little bit

xiàn de yán sè hé tǔ dòu ní yǒu diǎn hùn dào yī qǐ qù le

馅的颜色和土豆泥有点混到一起去了

of stuffing and mashed potatoes a little mingled colors to go with

tā què shí shì yǒu xiàn de

它确实是有馅的

it there is indeed filling

nǐ men dōu kàn jiàn wǒ fàng le

你们都看见我放了

you all see me now I

wǒ xiàn zài yào cháng yī cháng tā le

我现在要尝一尝它了

put it to taste the

zhè kǒu gǎn zěn me shuō ne

这口感怎么说呢

taste of how this is to

jiù shì chī qǐ lái xiàng nuò mǐ cí yī yàng

就是吃起来像糯米糍一样

say tastes like Nuomici

lǐ miàn shì ruǎn ruǎn de

里面是软软的

which is the same soft

wǒ diào de zhè gè liú xīn a

我调的这个流心啊

tone of this my heart ah eat up

chī qǐ lái jiù tè bié xiàng nà zhǒng jiǔ xīn táng

吃起来就特别像那种酒心糖

the flow particularly like the kind of rum sugar

nǐ men chī guò ma

你们吃过吗

you eat it

jiù nà zhǒng liú tǐ de tā bù shì nà zhǒng gù tǐ de

就那种流体的它不是那种固体的

on the kind of fluid, it is not the kind of solid

nǐ kàn

你看

you see

zhè yī xià zi jiù hé tǔ dòu qū fēn kāi le ba

这一下子就和土豆区分开了吧

this all of a sudden and potatoes distinguish it

zhè wán quán bù shì tǔ dòu wèi ér a

这完全不是土豆味儿啊

this is not the potato taste ah

suī rán zhè yě bù shì shí tóu wèi ér

虽然这也不是石头味儿

Although this is not a stone taste

zhè gè wèi dào

这个味道

the flavor of

zǒng de lái shuō jiù yī gè zì tián

总的来说就一个字甜

the whole word

liǎng gè zì hěn tián

两个字很甜

is a word, sweet sweet

sān gè zì jiù shì fēi cháng tián jí qí tián wú bǐ tián tián dào bù xíng

三个字就是非常甜及其甜无比甜甜到不行

sweet words is very sweet and very sweet to not work

hǎo bù zhēng zhā le jiù fān chē le

好不挣扎了就翻车了

well without struggling to roll

jīn tiān kōu bí zi de dōu shǐ jìn kōu ba

今天抠鼻子的都使劲抠吧

today pick your nose are hard to pull it

mǐ qí lín xì liè wǒ hái shì huì jì xù nǔ lì de

米其林系列我还是会继续努力的

Michelin series I will continue to work hard

děng wǒ

等我

you try

nǐ cháng cháng

你尝尝

this so I

zhè bù shì hái tǐng hǎo chī ma

这不是还挺好吃吗

do not quite delicious