马来西亚人vs中国人 Malaysian vs Chinese

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dà jiā hǎo wǒ shì

hello大家好我是anko

hello everyone i am anko

wǒ shì

我是max

I am max

jīn tiān wǒ men yào lái tóu sù duì fāng guó jiā

今天我们要来投诉对方国家

Today we are going to complain about the other country

zuì ràng wǒ men shòu bù le de jǐ jiàn shì qíng

最让我们受不了的几件事情

The few things we can't stand

yǒu shén me yào shuō de ma

有什么要说的吗

Is there anything to say

zài wǒ tóu sù nǐ zhī qián

在我投诉你之前

Before i complain to you

kāi shǐ ba

开始吧

let's start

dì yī diǎn wèi shén me zài jiā lǐ miàn bù chuān tuō xié

第一点，为什么在家里面不穿拖鞋

First, why don’t you wear slippers at home

zhè bù shì hěn zhèng cháng de shì miē

这不是很正常的事咩

This is not a normal thing

bù zhèng cháng wǒ cóng xiǎo zài jiā dōu yǒu chuān tuō xié

不正常，我从小在家都有穿拖鞋

It's not normal, I have worn slippers at home since I was a kid

wǒ de jiǎo pí duō me de nèn

我的脚皮多么的嫩

How tender my feet are

tā gēn běn méi yǒu bàn fǎ zài dì shàng miàn zǒu

他根本没有办法在地上面走

He can't walk on the ground at all

dì duō me de yìng

地多么的硬

How hard the ground

wǒ zǒu dào jiǎo dǐ duō me de tòng a

我走到脚底多么的痛啊

How painful I walked to the bottom of my feet

wa zhè shì yī gè dà nán rén shuō chū lái de huà ma

哇，这是一个大男人说出来的话吗

Wow, is this what a big man said?

wǒ měi cì wǒ de jiǎo cǎi dào dì bǎn

我每次我的脚踩到地板

Every time I step on the floor

rán hòu jìn cè suǒ yòu cǎi cè suǒ de dì

然后进厕所又踩厕所的地

Then go into the toilet and step on the toilet floor

mǎ lái xī yà dà jiā dōu xǐ huān chōng liáng bù tíng dì xǐ zǎo

马来西亚大家都喜欢冲凉，不停地洗澡

Everyone in Malaysia likes to take showers and take a shower

nà gè cè suǒ de dì yī zhí shì shī shī de

那个厕所的地一直是湿湿的

The floor of the toilet is always wet

rán hòu wǒ de jiǎo yòu cǎi dào shuǐ lǐ miàn

然后我的脚又踩到水里面

Then my foot stepped into the water again

wǒ jiù gǎn jué fēi cháng de bù shū fú

我就感觉非常的，不舒服

I feel very uncomfortable

kě néng shì wǒ cóng xiǎo dào dà dōu xí guàn le

可能是我从小到大都习惯了

Maybe I've been used to it since I was young

wǒ fēi cháng de bù xí guàn zhēn de

我非常的不习惯真的

I am very unaccustomed to real

wǒ men nà biān hěn rè ma

我们那边很热嘛

It's very hot over there

rú guǒ nǐ yòu zài chuān xié de huà

如果你又再穿鞋的话

If you wear shoes again

bù huì jué dé gèng rè miē

不会觉得更热咩

Won't feel hotter

méi yǒu guān xì a

没有关系啊

It doesn't matter

lái zhè biān wǒ yě shì jué dé hěn bù xí guàn la

来这边我也是觉得很不习惯啦

I feel very uncomfortable coming here

jiù shì yī nián sì jì lǐ miàn bù zhǐ yào yǒu yī shuāng shì nèi tuō

就是一年四季里面不只要有一双室内拖

It means that there are not only a pair of indoor trailers throughout the year

dōng tiān de huà nǐ hái yào yǒu nà zhǒng

冬天的话你还要有那种

In winter, you still have that

bǎo nuǎn de shì nèi tuō

保暖的室内拖

Warm indoor mop

nà gè jiào shén me

那个叫什么

What's that called

mián tuō xié

棉拖鞋

Cotton slippers

dōng tiān de shí hòu nǐ yòu chuān mián tuō xié

冬天的时候你又穿棉拖鞋

You wear cotton slippers again in winter

dàn shì nǐ yòu yǒu yī shuāng shì nèi tuō

但是你又有一双室内拖

But you have a pair of indoor drag

zài xǐ zǎo de shí hòu chuān

在洗澡的时候穿

Wear in the bath

xià yī gè

下一个

lái dào zhè biān wǒ zuì shòu bù le de shì qíng jiù shì

来到这边我最受不了的事情就是

The most unbearable thing to come here is

méi yǒu guàn tóu chī

没有罐头吃

No canned food

jiù wǒ zhěng gè rén hěn bù xí guàn

就我整个人很不习惯

I'm not used to it

yī kāi shǐ dào tā men jiā zhù de shí hòu

一开始到他们家住的时候

When I arrived at their house

wǒ yǐ wèi wǒ gāng jìn lái shì tā men de guàn tóu gāng hǎo chī wán

我以为我刚进来是他们的罐头刚好吃完

I thought I just came in because their canned food just finished eating

suǒ yǐ méi yǒu guàn tóu

所以没有罐头

So no canned food

rán hòu yī tiān guò yī tiān

然后一天过一天

Then day by day

fā xiàn tā men méi yǒu mǎi guàn tóu de xí guàn

发现他们没有买罐头的习惯

Found that they have no habit of buying canned food

wǒ gēn běn jiù bù chī guàn tóu

我根本就不吃罐头

I don't even eat canned food

yīn wèi zài mǎ lái xī yà dà gài

因为在马来西亚大概

Because in Malaysia probably

měi yī jiā dōu huì yǒu zhǔn bèi jǐ zhǒng guàn tóu

每一家都会有准备几种罐头

Each one will prepare several kinds of cans

xiàng nà gè tián yù mǐ guàn tóu wǔ cān ròu

像那个甜玉米罐头、午餐肉

Like that canned sweet corn, luncheon meat

rán hòu hái yǒu nà gè jiā zhī dòu

然后还有那个茄汁豆

Then there are the beans in tomato sauce

dà jiā dōu huì chī guò de guàn tóu

大家都会吃过的罐头

Canned food that everyone has eaten

wèi shén me nǐ men bù xuǎn zé chī guàn tóu

为什么你们不选择吃罐头

Why don't you choose to eat canned food

wǒ jué dé tā hěn fāng biàn a

我觉得它很方便啊

I think it is very convenient

zhè gè shì qíng wǒ yě bù dǒng wèi shén me

这个事情我也不懂为什么

I don't understand why this matter

wǒ cóng xiǎo zài wǒ yìn xiàng zhōng chī guàn tóu hǎo xiàng

我从小在我印象中吃罐头好像

I grew up eating canned food in my impression

nà gè jiā zhī dòu wǒ dà gài yǒu chī guò sān sì cì zhè yàng

那个茄汁豆我大概有吃过三四次这样

I've eaten the beans in tomato sauce three or four times

jiù shì wǒ hěn xǐ huān nà gè gǔ lóng pái zi de guàn tóu

就是我很喜欢那个古龙牌子的罐头

I really like that Gulong brand can

yuán chǎn dì jìng rán shì zài fú jiàn

原产地竟然是在福建

The place of origin turned out to be in Fujian

wǒ zuó tiān yǒu chá yī xià yīn wèi wǒ hěn hǎo qí shuō

我昨天有查一下，因为我很好奇说

I checked it yesterday because I was curious to say

dào dǐ shì zhōng guó rén dōu bù xǐ huān chī guàn tóu

到底是中国人都不喜欢吃罐头

After all, Chinese people don’t like to eat canned food

hái shì shuō zhǐ shì wǒ men jiā bù xǐ huān chī guàn tóu

还是说只是我们家不喜欢吃罐头

Or it’s just that our family doesn’t like canned food

rán hòu wǒ fā xiàn zhēn de shì zhōng guó rén dōu hěn bù xǐ huān chī guàn tóu

然后我发现真的是中国人都很不喜欢吃罐头

Then I found out that Chinese people really don’t like canned food

rán hòu kàn nà gè yǒu yī gè shù jù

然后看那个，有一个数据

Then look at that, there is a data

jiù shì shuō měi guó dà gài měi guó yī gè rén yī nián yào xiāo hào guàn tóu

就是说美国大概美国一个人一年要消耗90kg（罐头）

In other words, in the United States, a person in the United States consumes 90kg (canned food)

rán hòu rì běn zuǒ yòu

然后日本23kg左右

Then about 23kg in Japan

jiù měi gè guó jiā kě néng dōu hěn duō la

就每个国家可能都很多啦

There may be many in each country

zhōng guó rén píng jūn měi rén měi nián xiāo hào guàn tóu

中国人平均每人每年消耗，1kg罐头

The average Chinese consumes 1kg of canned food per person per year

jiù shì jī běn shàng bù chī guàn tóu

就是基本上不吃罐头

Basically don’t eat canned food

yìn xiàng zhōng huì jué dé dì yī guàn tóu kě néng yǒu fáng fǔ jì

印象中会觉得第一罐头可能有防腐剂

I feel that the first can may contain preservatives

tā bù shì hěn jiàn kāng

它不是很健康

It's not very healthy

bǐ jiào zhòng yào de jiù shì guàn tóu tā méi yǒu

比较重要的就是罐头它没有

The more important thing is that it doesn’t have canned food

xīn xiān de shū cài hǎo chī

新鲜的蔬菜好吃

Fresh vegetables are delicious

wǒ lái le yǐ hòu tā men jiā cái huì kāi shǐ yǒu màn màn yǒu

我来了以后他们家才会开始有慢慢有

After I come, their house will start to grow slowly

jǐ guàn guàn tóu zài quán bù dōu shì wǒ mǎi de

几罐罐头在，全部都是我买的

There are a few cans, I bought them all

ā duì jiù shì nà zhǒng shén me shā dīng yú guàn tóu

阿对就是那种，什么沙丁鱼罐头

That's right, what kind of canned sardines

wǔ cān ròu guàn tóu

午餐肉罐头

Canned Luncheon Meat

tā yòng lái mǒ nà gè tǔ sī

她用来抹那个吐司

She used to wipe that toast

rán hòu wǒ de mèng xiǎng ne shì xī wàng jiā lǐ miàn

然后我的梦想呢是希望家里面

Then my dream is to hope that

néng gòu yǒu xiǎo xiǎo de xiàng shì biàn lì shāng diàn de

能够有小小的像是便利商店的

There can be a small convenience store

nà gè chǔ cáng shì jiù shì lǐ miàn fàng le

那个储藏室，就是里面放了

The storage room is just inside

gè zhǒng gè yàng de fāng biàn shí pǐn

各种各样的方便食品

Variety of convenience foods

pào miàn fāng biàn miàn nán dào bù yī yàng miē

泡面、方便面（难道不一样咩）

Instant noodles, instant noodles (isn’t it the same)

guàn tóu líng shí hái

罐头、零食、还。。

Canned food, snacks, and also. .

dì èr gè wǒ jué dé hěn duō zhōng guó rén chū guó

第二个，我觉得很多中国人出国

Second, I think many Chinese go abroad

dōu hěn bù xí guàn de jiù shì

都很不习惯的就是

I'm not used to it

chū mén yào zhuāng yī kǒu dài de líng qián

出门要装一口袋的零钱

I need a pocket of change when I go out

yìng bì a zhǐ bì a

硬币啊、纸币啊

Coins, paper money

hěn duō hěn luàn hěn nán qù kòng zhì hěn nán qù cún

很多很乱很难去控制很难去存

Many are messy, hard to control, hard to save

zěn me nán kòng zhì

怎么难控制

How hard to control

xiàng wǒ de qián bāo tā yǒu yī gè fàng qián de yī gè jiā

像我的钱包，它有一个放钱的一个夹

Like my wallet, it has a folder for money

rán hòu fàng wǒ de shēn fèn zhèng yín xíng kǎ

然后放我的身份证、银行卡

Then put my ID card and bank card

hái yǒu wǒ de jià zhào jiù kě yǐ le

还有我的驾照，就可以了

And my driver’s license, that’s it

tā bù xū yào zài duō yī gè kǒu dài qù zhuān mén fàng líng qián

它不需要再多一个口袋去专门放零钱

It doesn’t need another pocket to store change

jiù yìng bì yòu zhòng yòu fán

就硬币，又重又烦

Just coins, heavy and annoying

rán hòu nǐ chū mén yào gěi bié rén qián

然后你出门要给别人钱

Then you have to pay others when you go out

rán hòu wǒ zhǐ yǒu wǔ kuài wǔ máo qián

然后我只有五块五毛钱

Then I only have five dollars and fifty cents

hái yào qù suàn yào zěn me gěi tā zhǎo

还要去算，要怎么给他找

I still have to figure out how to find him

tā yào zěn me zhǎo

他要怎么找

How does he find

rán hòu hǎo má fán ó

然后。。。好麻烦哦

then. . . So troublesome

wǒ méi yǒu bàn fǎ fǎn bó la

我没有办法反驳啦

I can't refute it

qián jǐ nián nǐ qù de shí hòu

前几年你去的时候

When you went a few years ago

nà gè zài xiàn zhī fù nà xiē a

那个在线支付那些apps啊

Those apps for online payment

hái méi yǒu màn màn de liú xíng

还没有慢慢的流行

Hasn't slowly become popular

kě néng xiàn zài yòng de rén huì bǐ jiào duō la

可能现在用的人会比较多啦

Maybe there are more people using it now

dàn shì ne hái shì huì dài xiàn jīn chū mén

但是呢还是会带现金出门

But I still bring cash out

huí qù mǎ lái xī yà de huà wǒ yě shì huì dài qián bāo la

回去马来西亚的话我也是会带钱包啦

I will bring my wallet when I go back to Malaysia

kě néng nà shì yī zhǒng ràng wǒ jué dé bǐ jiào huì yǒu ān quán gǎn

可能那是一种，让我觉得比较会有安全感

Maybe it’s one kind, which makes me feel more secure

de yī zhǒng fāng fǎ

的一种方法

One way

dì èr diǎn

第二点

Second point

zhè biān yǒu tài duō wǒ bù shì hěn dǒng de yī xiē lǐ jié

这边有太多我不是很懂的一些礼节

There are too many etiquettes that I don’t really understand

zěn me jiǎng

怎么讲

how to say

jiù kě néng wǒ jué dé la wǒ de guān chá jiù shì

就可能，我觉得啦，我的观察就是

It is possible, I think, my observation is

nǐ men zhè biān rén jiù shì jiǎng huà huì bǐ jiào wēn róu

你们这边人，就是讲话会比较温柔

People on your side, just talk softer

méi yǒu nà me de zhí jiē

没有那么的直接

Not so direct

bǐ jiào yǒu lǐ mào la nǐ què dìng

比较有礼貌啦（你确定？）

It's more polite (are you sure?)

nǐ shì bù shì shuō jiù měi cì wǒ hé wǒ bà mā

你是不是说就每次我和我爸妈

Did you say that every time I and my parents

jiǎng huà huò liáo tiān

讲话或聊天

Speak or chat

huò zhě gēn nǐ bà mā jiǎng huà huò liáo tiān

或者跟你爸妈讲话或聊天

Or talk or chat with your parents

wǒ huì kǎo lǜ yào qù zěn me yàng gòu chéng wǒ de jù zi

我会考虑要去怎么样构成我的句子

I will consider how to compose my sentence

huì ràng shuō huà huì bǐ jiào yǒu lǐ mào zūn jìng yī diǎn

会让说话会比较有礼貌 -尊敬一点

Will make your speech more polite-respect it

tīng qǐ lái bǐ jiào bǐ jiào yǒu lǐ mào zhè yàng zi la

听起来比较，比较有礼貌这样子啦

It sounds more polite like this

a shì méi yǒu cuò la jiù shì

啊。。。是没有错啦，就是

what. . . There is nothing wrong, that is

dàn shì wǒ zì jǐ jué dé

但是我自己觉得

But I think

qí shí zhè fāng miàn wǒ yě

其实这方面我也

In fact, I also

wǒ jué dé yě yǒu yī diǎn bù hǎo

我觉得也有一点不好

I think there is something bad

wǒ gēn bà mā zhè zhǒng hěn qīn jìn de rén jiǎng huà

我跟爸妈这种很亲近的人讲话

I talk to people who are close to my parents

wǒ kě néng dōu yào xiǎng qīng chǔ yào zěn me yàng jiǎng

我可能都要想清楚要怎么样讲

I might have to figure out how to speak

dàn shì yǒu shí hòu nà zhǒng huà jiǎng chū lái zhī hòu

但是，有时候那种话讲出来之后

However, sometimes after saying that

fǎn ér huì xiǎn dé yǒu diǎn gé hé

反而会显得有点隔阂

On the contrary, it will appear a little alienated

jiù huì xiǎn dé méi yǒu guān xì nà me qīn mì

就会显得没有关系那么亲密

It will appear to be unrelated as close

duì yīn wèi duì wǒ lái shuō jiù shì

对，因为对我来说就是

Yes because for me it is

rú guǒ nǐ jiǎng huà tài kè qì de huà

如果你讲话太客气的话

If you speak too politely

huì biàn chéng shì wǒ duì nǐ yǒu yī zhǒng shū yuǎn de gǎn jué

会变成是我对你有一种疏远的感觉

It will become that I feel alienated from you

a méi yǒu bàn fǎ

啊，没有办法

Ah no way

jiù shì wǒ jué dé hěn duō qíng kuàng xià

就是我觉得很多情况下

I think in many cases

nǐ shuō huà shì yào hěn shèn zhòng

你说话是要很慎重

You have to be careful when you speak

bù yào jiǎng chū ràng rén bù shū fú

不要讲出（让人）不舒服

Don't say (makes people) uncomfortable

yǒu shòu mào fàn huò zhě bù bèi zūn zhòng de gǎn jué

有受冒犯或者不被尊重的感觉

Feeling offended or disrespected

wǒ kě néng huì kǎo lǜ bǐ jiào duō

我可能会考虑比较多

I might consider more

duì dài zhè xiē tè bié shì yǐ cóng xià bèi duì zhǎng bèi de shuō huà

对待这些特别是以从下辈对长辈的说话

Treat these especially with the words from the younger generation to the elders

shì yào kǎo lǜ zhè xiē dōng xī de dà bù fēn lái shuō

是要考虑这些东西的大部分来说

Is to consider most of these things

suǒ yǐ wǒ jué dé zhè yě shì nà gè wén huà fāng miàn de chà bié la

所以我觉得这也是那个文化方面的差别啦

So I think this is also the cultural difference

duì duì què shí yǒu wén huà chà bié

对对确实有文化差别

Yes, there are indeed cultural differences

qí shí hái shì yǒu hěn duō lǐ jié wǒ men xū yào zhù zhòng

其实还是有很多礼节我们需要注重

In fact, there are still a lot of etiquette we need to pay attention to

bù yào pò huài zhè zhǒng dà jiā yuē dìng sú chéng de yī zhǒng guī zé

不要破坏这种大家约定俗成的一种规则

Don’t break this kind of rule established by everyone

wǒ méi yǒu shuō tā bù hǎo

我没有说它不好

I didn't say it was bad

zhǐ shì shuō wǒ shòu bù le bù xí guàn

只是说我受不了不习惯

I just said I can't stand it

xià yī gè

下一个

qí shí zhè yī diǎn wǒ yě jué dé yǒu diǎn

其实这一点我也觉得有点

Actually, I think this is a bit

zěn me jiǎng hěn bù xí guàn la

怎么讲，很不习惯啦

I'm not used to it

jiù shì dà jiā bù yào kàn wǒ hěn féi ma

就是，大家不要看我很肥嘛

Just don’t think I’m fat

dàn shì wǒ shì yī gè hěn xǐ huān zǒu lù de rén

但是我是一个很喜欢走路的人

But I am a person who likes to walk

wǒ kě néng wǒ zài jiā de shí hòu wǒ xiǎng yào hē yǐn liào

我可能我在家的时候我想要喝饮料

I may want to drink a drink when I am at home

wǒ jiù xī wàng wǒ néng gòu zǒu qù qù mǎi dào yī píng yǐn liào

我就希望我能够走去去买到一瓶饮料

I wish I could walk and buy a bottle of drink

zài tā jiā de shí hòu jiù wán quán bù néng gòu

在她家的时候就完全不能够

When she was at home, she couldn't

wǒ yào mǎi shén me dōng xī jiù yī dìng yào xiān kāi chē

我要买什么东西就一定要先开车

I have to drive first if I want to buy something

rú guǒ nǐ xiǎng qù gōng yuán sàn bù

如果你想去公园散步

If you want to go for a walk in the park

yě yī dìng yào kāi chē qù dào nà gè gōng yuán

也一定要开车去到那个公园

Must drive to the park

rán hòu cái néng gòu sàn bù

然后才能够散步

Then can walk

tiào guò bù le kāi chē zhè gè huán jié la

跳过不了开车这个环节啦

I can’t skip this part of driving

jiù kě néng zài wǒ de xí guàn lǐ miàn

就可能在我的习惯里面

Maybe in my habit

jiù méi yǒu nà me de shú xī zhè jiàn shì qíng fāng biàn la

就没有那么的熟悉这件事情 -方便啦

I'm not so familiar with this matter-convenient

dà bù fēn jiù shì nǐ yào mǎi dōng xī dōu yào kāi chē de

大部分就是你要买东西都要开车的

Mostly you have to drive to buy things

jiù méi bàn fǎ rén shǒu yī liàng chē

就没办法人手一辆车

There is no way to have a car

xià yī gè shòu bù le zhè biān de tiān qì duō biàn

下一个，受不了这边的天气多变

Next one, can’t stand the changing weather here

zuì jìn ne yīng gāi shì yào yǒu chūn tiān de gǎn jué le

最近呢应该是要有春天的感觉了

Recently it should feel like spring

kě shì wǒ bù zhī dào wèi shén me hé féi zhè biān ne

可是我不知道为什么合肥这边呢

But I don’t know why in Hefei

tā jiù tū rán jiān yào biàn huí dōng tiān de gǎn jué

它就突然间要变回冬天的感觉

It suddenly changes back to the feeling of winter

běn lái yào shí duō dù dào èr shí wǔ dù zuǒ yòu ma

本来要十多度到二十五度左右嘛

It’s about ten degrees to twenty-five degrees.

què shí méi yǒu cuò la

确实没有错啦

There is nothing wrong

rán hòu tū rán jiān yòu qián jǐ tiān tū rán jiàng wēn

然后突然间又前几天突然降温

Then suddenly the temperature dropped a few days ago

jiàng dào zuì dī sì liù dù éi

降到最低四六度诶

Down to a minimum of four or six degrees

wǒ de yǔ róng fú cái xǐ hǎo zhǔn bèi yào shōu qǐ lái

我的羽绒服才洗好准备要收起来

My down jacket is washed and ready to be put away

rán hòu wǒ xiàn zài yòu bǎ tā ná qǐ lái

然后我现在又把它拿起来

Then I pick it up now

rán hòu zhī hòu ne wǒ yòu yào zài ná qù xǐ zài ná qù shài

然后之后呢我又要再拿去洗再拿去晒

Then after that I have to wash it and then dry it

rán hòu zài shōu qǐ lái

然后再收起来

Then put it away

hǎo lèi ó wǒ tīng nǐ jiǎng dōu hǎo lèi

好累哦我听你讲都好累

I'm so tired I'm so tired listening to you

shì zhēn de shì zhēn de jiù shì měi yī nián dōu huì zhè yàng ma

是真的是真的就是每一年都会这样吗

Is it true? Is it true every year?

tiān qì jiù shì zhè yàng

天气就是这样

The weather is like this

rán hòu rú guǒ rú guǒ bǐ rú shuō zhè tiān qì màn màn de wǎng shàng zhǎng le

然后如果如果比如说这天气慢慢的往上涨了

And if, for example, the weather slowly rises

èr shí dù hěn shuǎng hěn shū fú

二十度，很爽很舒服

20 degrees, very cool and comfortable

lěng kōng qì lái le

冷空气来了

Cold air is coming

rán hòu jiù huì hěn lěng

然后就会很冷

Then it will be cold

xí guàn le jiù hǎo wǒ jiù xí guàn le

习惯了就好，我就习惯了

I'm used to it, I'm used to it

tā yī zhí huì yǒu zhè zhǒng bō dòng bō dòng

它一直会有这种，波动波动

It always has this kind of fluctuation

xià yī gè

下一个

wǒ jiǎng chū lái kě néng hěn duō rén yòu yào xiào wǒ

我讲出来可能很多人又要笑我

I said that many people might laugh at me again

méi guān xì a zhī qián jiù yǐ jīng hěn duō rén xiào nǐ

没关系啊，之前就已经很多人笑你

It’s okay, many people laughed at you before

jiù shì wǒ hěn shòu bù le mǎ lái xī yà yǒu nà me duō chóng

就是，我很受不了马来西亚有那么多虫

Yeah, I can’t stand so many worms in Malaysia

nà me duō xiǎo dòng wù

那么多小动物

So many small animals

ér qiě wǒ yào gēn dà jiā shuō xià

而且我要跟大家说下

And I want to tell everyone

zhè gè rén lián bì hǔ dàn dōu méi yǒu kàn guò

这个人连壁虎蛋都没有看过，omg！

This person has never even seen a gecko egg, OMG!

zhè gè dōng xī shì wǒ cóng xiǎo kàn dào dà de

这个东西是我从小看到大的

This thing is what I saw when I was young

wǒ jué dé hěn duō hé wǒ yī yàng zhōng guó zhǎng dà de rén

我觉得很多和我一样中国长大的人

I think many people who grew up in China like me

kě néng dōu méi yǒu jiàn guò bì hǔ dàn

可能都没有见过壁虎蛋

May never have seen a gecko egg

huò zhě hái shì zhǐ yǒu wǒ ne

或者还是只有我呢。。。

Or just me. . .

wǒ jué dé zhēn de shì hěn hǎo xiào

我觉得真的是很好笑

I think it's really funny

wǒ zì jǐ dōu jué dé hěn hǎo xiào

我自己都觉得很好笑

I think it's funny

jiù shì yǒu yī cì wǒ zài tā jiā

就是有一次我在她家

I was at her house once

fān tā yǐ qián de xiāng bù ma

翻她以前的相簿嘛

Turn over her previous album

rán hòu cóng nà zhōng jiān gǔn chū lái liǎng kē yuán yuán de

然后从那中间滚出来两颗圆圆的

Then roll out two round ones from the middle

liǎng kē ma

两颗嘛？

Two?

éi jí kě fǎn zhèng jiù shì wǒ yě jì bù dé le

诶即可，反正就是，我也记不得了

Eh, anyway, I can’t remember

fǎn zhèng jiù shì jǐ kē bái bái yuán yuán de

反正就是几颗白白圆圆的

Anyway, just a few white round ones

wǒ yě bù zhī dào shì shén me dōng xī

我也不知道是什么东西

I don't know what it is

wǒ yī kāi shǐ yǐ wèi hǎo xiàng shì nà gè xiāng bù tài jiǔ

我一开始以为好像是那个相簿太久

At first I thought it seemed that the album was too long

rán hòu tā diào pí nǐ dǒng ma

然后它掉皮你懂吗

Then it peels off, do you understand

tā jiù wài miàn pí diào le

它就外面皮掉了

It just peeled off

rán hòu guò yī huì

然后过一会buzi！

Then buzi after a while!

wǒ cǎi dào shén me dōng xī tā hěn cuì

我踩到什么东西，它很脆！

I stepped on something, it was crispy!

rán hòu wǒ kàn éi qiǎo kè lì dòu a

然后我看，"诶巧克力豆啊"

Then I watched, "Eh, chocolate beans"

wǒ yǐ wèi wǒ cǎi suì

我以为我踩碎

I thought I stepped on it

rán hòu wǒ yǐ wèi nà bái bái de ké nǐ dǒng ma

然后我以为那白白的壳你懂嘛

Then I thought you understand that white shell

rán hòu wǒ shuō zěn me nǐ men jiā xiāng cè yǒu qiǎo kè lì dòu de

然后我说怎么你们家相册有巧克力豆的

Then I said why your photo album has chocolate beans

rán hòu hòu lái tā gēn wǒ shuō nà shì bì hǔ de dàn

然后后来她跟我说那是壁虎的蛋

Then she told me that it was a gecko egg

mā yé

妈耶

Ma Ye

wǒ gǎn jué nà gè dàn lǐ miàn de bì hǔ dōu kuài zhǎng chéng le

我感觉那个蛋里面的壁虎都快长成了

I feel that the gecko in the egg is about to grow

lǐ miàn yǐ jīng bù shì dàn huáng le

里面已经不是蛋黄了

There is no egg yolk inside

hái yǒu mǎ lái xī yà de wén zi

还有马来西亚的蚊子

And mosquitoes in Malaysia

zhēn de hěn kǒng bù

真的很恐怖

Really scary

wǒ men zhè biān shì yǒu fēn liǎng zhǒng wén zi

我们这边是有分两种蚊子

We have two kinds of mosquitoes

yī zhǒng shì yǒu dú de wén zi

一种是有毒的蚊子

One is a poisonous mosquito

bǐ jiào dà ma tā yǒu nà zhǒng bái bái de nà zhǒng tiáo wén

比较大嘛，它有那种白白的那种条纹

It's bigger, it has that kind of white stripes

hēi bái hēi bái de

黑白黑白的

Black and white

hái yǒu yī zhǒng shì hěn pǔ tōng de wén zi

还有一种是很普通的蚊子

There is also a very ordinary mosquito

tā kě néng yǎo nǐ yī xià jiù zhǎng yī gè xiǎo zhǐ

它可能咬你一下就长一个小指

It may grow a little finger after biting you

yī diǎn diǎn de xiǎo bāo rán hòu yī xià jiù hǎo

一点点的小胞，然后一下就好

A little bit of cell, then just one click

rán hòu nà zhǒng dà wén zi

然后那种大蚊子

Then that big mosquito

mā ya wǒ zài mǎ lái xī yà bèi yǎo yī kǒu wǒ bàn tiáo gē bó dōu zhǒng qǐ lái

妈呀我在马来西亚被咬一口，我半条胳膊都肿起来

Damn, I was bitten in Malaysia and half of my arm was swollen

wǒ dōu bù dǒng shén me qíng kuàng

我都不懂什么情况

I don't know what's going on

rán hòu yǒu jǐ tiān wǒ de zhěng tiáo tuǐ quán bù dōu zhǒng qǐ lái

然后有几天我的整条腿全部都肿起来

Then all my legs swelled up for a few days

dōu shì bèi nà wén zi yǎo

都是被那蚊子咬

Were bitten by that mosquito

qí shí wǒ cóng xiǎo dào dà dōu yǐ jīng bèi yǎo xí guàn de le

其实我从小到大都已经被咬习惯的了

In fact, I have been accustomed to being bitten since I was young

kě néng tā jiù shì bǐ jiào xǐ huān wài guó rén de xuè

可能它就是比较喜欢外国人的血

Maybe it just likes the blood of foreigners

duì jiù dào tā men jiā qù

对，就到她们家去

Yes, just go to their house

tā men jiā rén méi yǒu bèi wén zi yǎo

她们家人没有被蚊子咬

Their family was not bitten by mosquitoes

rán hòu wǒ quán shēn dōu bèi wén zi yǎo

然后我全身都被蚊子咬

Then I was bitten by mosquitoes all over

xià yī gè shòu bù le zhè biān de fāng yán

下一个，受不了这边的方言

Next one, can’t stand the dialect here

tài duō zhǒng yī gè chéng shì rán hòu jiù yǒu yī zhǒng fāng yán

太多种，一个城市然后就有一种方言

Too many kinds, and then there is a dialect in a city

yī gè chéng shì jiù yǒu yī zhǒng fāng yán

一个城市就有一种方言

There is a dialect in a city

jiù shì zhēn de yī dìng yào zì jǐ tīng guò nǐ cái huì jué dé

就是真的一定要自己听过你才会觉得

You really have to hear it before you feel

tiān nǎ tā men shì zài shuō zhōng wén ma

天哪他们是在说中文吗

Gosh are they speaking chinese

tīng qǐ lái què xiàng shì wài yǔ

听起来却像是外语

Sounds like a foreign language

tīng bù dǒng xiàng méi yǒu tīng jiàn nà zhǒng gǎn jué

听不懂，像没有听见那种感觉

I don’t understand, as if I didn’t hear it

yǒu yī cì jiù shì wǒ men liǎng chū mén

有一次就是我们两出门

Once we two went out

rán hòu wǒ men de lín jū ma

然后我们的邻居嘛

Then our neighbor

shì yī wèi lǎo yé yé hé lǎo nǎi nǎi

是一位老爷爷和老奶奶

It's an old grandpa and grandma

rán hòu kàn dào tā gēn tā jiǎng huà

然后看到她跟她讲话

And then saw her talking to her

rán hòu tā jiù jìng zhí zǒu guò qù tā wán quán méi yǒu tīng dào

然后她就径直走过去她完全没有听到

Then she walked straight over and she didn't hear it at all

rán hòu shì wǒ fā xiàn bié rén zài gēn tā jiǎng huà

然后是我发现别人在跟她讲话

Then I found that others were talking to her

wǒ gēn tā shuō rén jiā zài gēn nǐ jiǎng huà

我跟她说人家在跟你讲话

I told her she was talking to you

a wán quán bù zhī dào

"啊？完全不知道"

"Huh? I don't know at all"

rán hòu lǎo rén jiā dōu tōng cháng dōu shuō fāng yán

然后老人家都通常都说方言

Then the elderly usually speak dialect

ér qiě nà zhǒng kǒu sù yòu hěn kuài

而且那种口速又很快

And that verbal speed is fast

biàn chéng jiā qǐ lái jiù ba la ba la ba la

变成加起来就吧啦吧啦吧啦

Just add it up

shuí dǒng tā zài jiǎng shén me wǒ jiù zhè yàng zǒu guò qù

谁懂他在讲什么我就这样走过去

Who knows what he's talking about, I just walked over

yǒu xiē hé féi huà wǒ yě tīng bù dǒng

有些合肥话我也听不懂

I don’t understand some Hefei dialects

suǒ yǐ tīng bù dǒng shì hěn zhèng cháng de

所以听不懂是很正常的

So it’s normal not to understand

suǒ yǐ dà jiā dōu yào jiǎng pǔ tōng huà ma

所以大家都要讲普通话嘛

So everyone must speak Mandarin

jiù shì shuō rú guǒ méi yǒu pǔ tōng huà

就是说如果没有普通话

That is, if there is no Mandarin

yī gè shěng dōu méi yǒu bàn fǎ jiāo liú

一个省都没有办法交流

There is no way to communicate in a province

hái yǒu yī diǎn wǒ hěn bù xí guàn jiù shì

还有一点我很不习惯就是

Another thing I am not used to is

bié rén huì hěn xǐ huān jiào nǐ

别人会很喜欢叫你"boos"

People will like to call you "boos"

jiù shì jiào nǐ lǎo bǎn

就是叫你老板

Just call your boss

what is boos ku

wǒ de lǎo bǎn

我的老板

my boss

zhè kě néng jiù shì mǎ lái xī yà rén

这可能就是马来西亚人

This may be Malaysian

jué dé zhè gè shì hěn yǒu shàn de yī gè chēng hū ba

觉得这个是很友善的一个称呼吧

Think this is a very friendly name

jiù zūn jìng

就尊敬

Respect

bèi jiào lǎo bǎn bù huì jué dé hěn shuǎng ma

被叫老板不会觉得很爽嘛？

Wouldn't it be cool to be called the boss?

wǒ bù shì lǎo bǎn wèi shén me yào jiào wǒ lǎo bǎn

我不是老板，为什么要叫我老板

I am not the boss, why call me the boss

bù hǎo ma nǐ tīng qǐ lái shì hěn yǒu fù dān hái shì zěn yàng

不好吗你听起来是很有负担还是怎样

Okay? Do you sound burdensome or something

bù shì yǒu fù dān jiù shì bù xí guàn la

不是有负担就是，不习惯啦

I’m not used to it

méi yǒu shuō hǎo huò shì bù hǎo

没有说好或是不好

Did not say good or bad

jiù shì jué dé bù xí guàn

就是觉得不习惯

Just feel uncomfortable

bù yào tài yǒu fù dān xià cì nǐ jiù jiào tā lǎo bǎn

不要太有负担，下次你就叫他老板

Don't be too burdened, you will call him the boss next time

jiù kě yǐ le

就可以了

That's it

ó lǎo bǎn

哦，老板～

Oh, boss~

xià yī diǎn

下一点

Next point

jiù shòu bù le zhè biān yī nián sì jì yáng guāng bù shì hěn chōng zú

就受不了这边一年四季阳光不是很充足

I can’t bear the sunshine here all year round

tīng qǐ lái yǒu diǎn qí guài dàn shì hěn zhòng yào

听起来有点奇怪，但是很重要

It sounds strange, but it's important

rán hòu zhè biān jiù shì yǒu yī nián sì jì ma

然后这边就是有一年四季嘛

Then there are four seasons here

yǒu shí hòu dōng tiān qiū tiān huì huī méng méng

有时候冬天秋天会灰蒙蒙

Sometimes it will be grey in winter and autumn

yīn tiān nà yī zhǒng

阴天那一种

The cloudy one

jiù xiàng xiàn zài xiàn zài shì xià wǔ

就像现在，现在是下午

Like now, it's afternoon

kě shì wài miàn jiù méi yǒu shén me yáng guāng

可是外面就没有什么阳光

But there is no sunshine outside

yī dìng yào zài jiā lǐ miàn dǎ kāi dēng

一定要在家里面打开灯

Be sure to turn on the light inside the house

cái néng gòu xiàng xiàn zài zhè yàng liàng

才能够像现在这样亮

To be as bright as it is now

jiù yǒu shí hòu shài yī fú jiù méi yǒu nà zhǒng yáng guāng de wèi dào

就有时候晒衣服就没有那种阳光的味道

Sometimes clothes don’t smell like sunshine

jiā lǐ yǒu kě néng yě méi yǒu bàn fǎ hěn hǎo de xiāo dú

家里有可能也没有办法很好的消毒

There may be no way to disinfect the home

suǒ yǐ wǒ men cái huì yào mǎi nà gè zǐ wài xiàn xiāo dú dēng

所以我们才会要买那个紫外线消毒灯

That’s why we have to buy that UV disinfection lamp

zài jiā lǐ miàn

在家里面

At home

rán hòu rú guǒ zài zhè zhǒng tiān qì qíng kuàng xià

然后如果在这种天气情况下

Then if in this weather

nǐ jiù kě yǐ zài jiā lǐ miàn gè gè jiǎo dù

你就可以在家里面各个角度

You can at home from all angles

hěn fāng biàn de xiāo dú le

很方便的消毒了

Very convenient for disinfection

dāng rán rú guǒ nǐ shì shuō xiàng nà zhǒng shēn zhèn nà xiē

当然如果你是说像那种深圳那些

Of course, if you mean something like Shenzhen

yī nián sì jì jiù méi yǒu shén me wēn chà hěn dà biàn huà nà zhǒng

一年四季就没有什么温差很大变化那种

There is no big temperature difference throughout the year

nà jiù lìng dāng bié lùn la

那就另当别论啦

That's another matter

zài mǎ lái xī yà jiù shì duǒ tài yáng

在马来西亚就是躲太阳

In Malaysia is to hide from the sun

zài zhè biān jiù shì xún zhǎo yáng guāng

在这边就是寻找阳光

Here is looking for sunshine

wǒ shì yī gè hěn pà shài hēi de rén

我是一个很怕晒黑的人

I am a person who is afraid of tanning

dàn shì wǒ xiàn zài bù gù yī qiè de xiǎng yào qù shài tài yáng

但是我现在不顾一切的想要去晒太阳

But now I desperately want to bask in the sun

a nǐ men liǎng gè de guān xì jiā shēn le

啊你们两个的关系加深了

Ah, your relationship deepens

dàn shì wǒ men liǎng gè guān xì bìng méi yǒu

但是我们两个关系并没有

But our relationship is not

bù guò shuō shí zài de wǒ men shuō shì tǔ cáo la

不过说实在的我们说是吐槽啦

But to be honest, we said it was a complaint

qí shí wǒ gè rén shì hěn xiǎng shòu xiàng wǒ men liǎng

其实我个人是很享受像我们两

Actually, I personally enjoy it like the two of us

suī rán dōu shì huá rén kě shì yǒu bù tóng de wén huà bèi jǐng

虽然都是华人可是有不同的文化背景

Although they are all Chinese, they have different cultural backgrounds

rán hòu shēng zhǎng de nà gè zì rán huán jìng yě bù yī yàng

然后生长的那个自然环境也不一样

And the natural environment where it grows is different

rán hòu wǒ men qù dào gè zì de jiā xiāng de shí hòu

然后我们去到各自的家乡的时候

Then when we went to our hometown

qí shí jiù shì zhēn de shì hěn xiǎng shòu

其实就是真的是很享受

In fact, I really enjoy it

rán hòu nǐ měi tiān dōu huì fā xiàn hěn duō hěn xīn xiān de dōng xī

然后你每天都会发现很多很新鲜的东西

And you will find a lot of new things every day

wǒ jué dé shì yī gè fēi cháng hǎo de tǐ yàn

我觉得是一个非常好的体验

I think it is a very good experience

néng gòu tiào chū zì jǐ hěn shú xī de huán jìng

能够跳出自己很熟悉的环境

Able to jump out of the environment you are familiar with

qù tǐ yàn lìng yī zhǒng shēng huó de gǎn jué

去体验另一种生活的感觉

To experience another feeling of life

nà xià cì nǐ hái huì pà kūn chóng ma

那下次你还会怕昆虫嘛？

Would you be afraid of insects next time?

nà

那*&%¥#¥%¥

That*&%¥#¥%¥

chú le kūn chóng yǐ wài kūn chóng wǒ bù xíng

除了昆虫以外昆虫我不行

I can’t do insects except insects

bù shì shuō tā běn shēn yǒu duō kě pà

不是说它本身有多可怕

Not to say how terrible it is

kě shì rú guǒ nǐ bù xiǎo xīn bǎ tā dǎ sǐ le huò cǎi sǐ tā

可是如果你不小心把它打死了或踩死它

But if you accidentally kill it or trample it to death

tā tǐ nèi huì chū lái nà gè shén me yán sè guài guài de

它体内会出来那个什么颜色怪怪的

What kind of weird color will come out of it

zhān zhān de zhī

粘粘的汁，om

Sticky juice, OM

hěn è xīn

很恶心

very disgusting

bù zhī dào wǒ men yǒu méi yǒu shuō zhōng dà jiā xīn zhōng nà jǐ gè diǎn la

不知道我们有没有说中大家心中那几个点啦

I don’t know if we have mentioned the points in everyone’s mind

wǒ jué dé yīng gāi bù shì wǒ yī gè rén huì yǒu zhè yàng de wèn tí ba

我觉得应该不是我一个人会有这样的问题吧

I think it’s not me alone with this problem.

jiù shì

就是cultural shock

Is cultural shock

yǒu xiē hěn bù xí guàn de dì fāng yě shì hěn zhèng cháng de

有些很不习惯的地方也是很正常的

It’s normal for some unaccustomed places

hǎo nà jīn tiān de fēn xiǎng dào zhè lǐ jié shù la

好那今天的分享到这里结束啦

Okay, today’s sharing ends here

rú guǒ dà jiā xǐ huān wǒ men de pín dào de huà

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If you like our channel

bié wàng jì gěi wǒ men diǎn gè zàn

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Don't forget to like us

xǐ huān de huà bù yào wàng jì dìng yuè wǒ men

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Don't forget to subscribe to us if you like

rán hòu kāi qǐ xiǎo líng dāng

然后开启小铃铛

Then turn on the little bell

shùn biàn fēn xiǎng gěi nǐ de péng yǒu kàn

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Share with your friends by the way

nà wǒ men xià jí zài jiàn

那我们下集再见

See you next episode

bye-bye

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