cháo liú mào zi yī fú dà jiā dōu yǒu

潮流帽子衣服大家都有

Everyone has fashionable hats and clothes

cháo bù cháo shì nǐ zhè gè rén sàn fā chū lái de gǎn jué

潮不潮是你这个人散发出来的感觉

But being trendy is the impression that you give

dà jiā hǎo wǒ shì luó zhì xiáng

大家好，我是罗志祥

Hi everyone, I’m Show Lo

měi cì bié rén wèn wǒ shuō

每次别人问我说

Every time when people ask me

xiǎo zhū nǐ yǐ jīng suì le

小猪，你已经40岁了

Show Lo, you are already 40 years old

nǐ wèi shén me hái yào zhè me gǎo xiào

你为什么还要这么搞笑？

Why are you still being funny

shuí shuō bù néng gǎo xiào

谁说40不能搞笑？

Who says you can’t be funny when you’re 40

jiù biàn yán sù le ma

40就变严肃了吗？

Should people be serious when they get 40

yī dìng yào zhè yàng zi ma

一定要这样子吗？

Do they have to

qiān wàn bù yào bèi nǐ de nián jì

千万不要被你的年纪

Don’t be restricted by your age

ér suǒ zhù nǐ yīng gāi yào zuò shén me shì qíng

而锁住你应该要做什么事情

And let it decide what you should do

nǐ kě yǐ wèn wǒ xiàn zài jǐ suì

你可以问我现在几岁？

Why don’t you ask me how old I am

shí suì

十岁

I’m 10 years old

wǒ zì jǐ jiā lǐ miàn yǒu zhěng pái de xié qiáng

我自己家里面有整排的鞋墙

I have a wall of shoes in my home

yě yǒu zhěng jiān fáng jiān de xié

也有整间房间的鞋

And a whole room of shoes as well

zǒng gòng suàn xià lái yīng gāi yǐ jīng pò shuāng

总共算下来应该已经破1500双

In total there’re around over 1,500 pairs

tái wān hěn nán yǎng xié hěn cháo shī

台湾很难养鞋很潮湿

It’s difficult to care for your shoes in Taiwan as it’s humid

suǒ yǐ nǐ yào kāi zhěng gè dōu shì kōng diào

所以你要开整个都是空调

So you need to keep the air conditioner running all day long

jiù yǒng yuǎn dōu bù chuān tā

就永远都不穿它

And never wear them

nà hěn duō rén wèn nǐ shuō

那很多人问你说

Then I’m often asked

nǐ xié mǎi lái bù chuān nǐ gàn ma

你鞋买来不穿你干嘛？

Why do you buy shoes if you don’t wear them

wǒ shōu cáng shì yīn wèi wǒ ài xié

我收藏是因为我爱鞋

I collect shoes because I like shoes

wǒ huí dào jiā wǒ kě yǐ kàn zhù tā

我回到家我可以看著它

When I get back home, I see them there

bǎi zhù tā wǒ jiù jué dé jiù hěn shuǎng

摆著它，我就觉得就很爽

And I feel great

suǒ yǐ bié rén shuō nǐ shì wú gōng

所以别人说你是蜈蚣

So people say I’m a centipede

wǒ hěn kāi xīn

我很开心

I’m glad that they say so

gōng zǎi fáng zhè yàng dǎ kāi

公仔房这样打开

When you open the toy room like this

jiù yǒu mǎn mǎn de péng yǒu zài lǐ miàn

就有满满的朋友在里面

You see so many friends inside

bì jìng gōng zǎi tā men yě yào yǐn sī

毕竟公仔他们也要隐私

After all toys need some privacy

tā men bàn yè huì zì jǐ wán nǐ zhī dào ba

他们半夜会自己玩你知道吧？

Do you know they play in midnight

gē men nǐ hǎo ma

哥们你好吗？

How ya doing bro

wǒ xǐ huān de cháo liú yì shù jiā

我喜欢的潮流艺术家kaws

I like the artist KAWS

yǒu yī qū yǒu

kaws有一区有

I have lots of KAWS works

zuì duō le

bearbrick最多了

The number of BearBrick is the largest

méi yǒu suàn shù liàng

没有算数量

I haven’t counted

rú guǒ àn zhào yì rén lái shuō de huà

如果按照艺人来说的话

But among entertainers

wǒ shuō dì èr bù huì yǒu rén shuō dì yī

我说第二不会有人说第一

If I’m the runner-up, then no one would claim the winner

zhēn de

真的

Really

zhè gè xiǎo mù ǒu tā běn lái yǒu yī gēn yǔ máo zài chā zài zhè lǐ

这个小木偶它本来有一根羽毛在插在这里

There was a feather on the wooden doll

dàn zhè gè yǔ máo bù jiàn le

但这个羽毛不见了

But it disappears

dàn hái zài wǒ jiā wǒ yī dìng huì zhǎo dào tā

但还在我家，我一定会找到它

It’s still in my home and I would find it one day

zhè shì zhǐ xiàn liàng dì hào

这是100只（限量），第19号

This is the 19th of the limited 100

a a a a a a

啊啊啊啊啊啊

Ahhhhhhhhh

lái gǎn kuài ná zǒu gǎn kuài bāng wǒ chù lǐ

来赶快拿走赶快帮我处理

Hurry up! Take it away and help me fix it

wǒ de xīn zài tǎng xuè nǐ zhī dào ma

我的心在淌血你知道吗

My heart is bleeding, you know

zhè yī zhǐ zhī qián zài pāi mài lǐ miàn yǐ jīng biāo dào qī wèi shù

这一只之前在拍卖里面已经飙到七位数

This one was sold for a seven-digit price in an auction

wǒ dāng shí yě shì yǐ yuán jià qù gòu mǎi de

我当时也是以原价去购买的

I bought it at its original price

wǒ yě shì zài suì zuǒ yòu

我也是在20岁左右

I started at around 20

cái yǒu yī diǎn néng lì kāi shǐ shōu cáng

才有一点能力开始收藏

When I was financially capable to collect

gēn hěn duō de yì shù jiā hé zuò

跟很多的艺术家合作

I’ve collaborated with lots of artists

zài wǒ chàng piàn de fēng miàn jiù yǐ jīng gēn tā hé zuò le

andré在我唱片的封面就已经跟他合作了

I’ve worked with André doing my album cover

xiàng wǒ èr líng líng jǐ nián de shí hòu

像ron english我二零零几年的时候

And Ron English

zài niǔ yuē yǐ jīng kàn guò tā de zuò pǐn

在纽约已经看过他的作品

I’ve seen his works in New York years ago

kě shì dāng shí de wǒ shì mǎi bù xià tā nà fú huà

可是当时的我是买不下他那幅画

But I couldn’t afford his painting at that time

méi xiǎng dào dōu le yī dà quān zhī hòu

没想到兜了一大圈之后

But things seem to be turning full circle

bāng wǒ zuò le lián míng de gōng zǎi

帮我做了联名的公仔

As he does collaboration toys for me

wǒ běn lái jiù duì yú zhè xiē liú xíng hěn xǐ huān

我本来就对于这些流行很喜欢

I like these trendy items

hěn duō pǐn pái dōu huì zàn zhù yì rén

很多品牌都会赞助艺人

A lot of brands sponsor entertainers

tū rán jiān nà gè diàn yuán duì wǒ shuō le yī jù huà

突然间那个店员对我说了一句话

But one day the assistant suddenly told me

wǒ men zhī hòu zhè gè pái zi bù néng zài zàn zhù nǐ le

我们之后这个牌子不能再赞助你了

‘Our brand can’s sponsor you any more’

wǒ men de yī fú bù shì hé xié xīng chuān

我们的衣服不适合谐星穿

‘Our clothes don’t fit a comedian’

wǒ shì hěn nán guò

我是很难过

I really sad

wǒ cái kāi shǐ huì yǒu chuàng yè de xiǎng fǎ

我才开始会有创业的想法

So I began to think about establishing my own brand

wǒ yǐ qián shuō guò wǒ bù dāng huā píng

我以前说过我不当花瓶

I said I don’t want to be a chocolate teapot

suī rán wǒ yǒu zhè gè zī gé dàn shì wǒ jiù bù yào

虽然我有这个资格，但是我就不要

Although I’m capable of, but I don’t want to

wǒ céng jīng shuō guò yī jù hěn chòu pì de huà

我曾经说过一句很臭屁的话

I used to brag that

tiào wǔ jiù shì wǒ xiū xī de shí jiān

跳舞就是我休息的时间

‘Dancing means rest to me’

zuì qīng sōng zuì kāi xīn de shí hòu

最轻松最开心的时候

It’s the most relaxing and happy time

jīng wǔ mén kāi shǐ

《精舞门》开始

Starting from Jingwumen

yǐ zi wǔ de bù fēn qiáng dà de qì shì

椅子舞的部分，强大的气势

The chair dance and the power

ràng dà jiā hěn guān zhù

让大家很关注

Attracted much attention

wǒ gēn běn yě méi yǒu xiǎng guò yà zhōu wǔ wáng shén me de

我根本也没有想过“亚洲舞王”什么的

I never think of becoming the ‘Asian Dance King’ or things like that

dāng nǐ zhè gè fēng hào chū lái de shí hòu

当你这个封号出来的时候

But when people give you the title

nǐ hǎo xiàng bù néng yǒu lèi de shí hòu

你好像不能有累的时候

It seems that you can’t get tired

nǐ hǎo xiàng bù néng yǒu bù qiáng de shí hòu

你好像不能有不强的时候

And you should always be great

chū dào nián

出道26年

I have been in the entertainment circle for 26 years

wǒ men dāng shí sì dà tiān wáng chū lái

我们当时“四大天王”出来

When I debuted as part of the Four Heavenly Kings

wǒ shì suàn yán zhí zuì gāo de nà gè

我是算颜值最高的那个

I was the most good-looking one

fā bù le chàng piàn zhī hòu

发不了唱片之后

But we failed to release album

jiā lǐ fù zhài

家里负债

My family was in debt

zì jǐ běn shēn yòu qiàn qián

自己本身又欠钱

And I was in debt too

rú guǒ nǐ yī zhí bǎo yǒu ǒu xiàng de bāo fú de huà

如果你一直保有偶像的包袱的话

If I keep carrying a lot of baggage

nǐ yǒng yuǎn bù huì yǒu fān shēn de jī huì

你永远不会有翻身的机会

I would never have the chance to rise

nà gǎo xiào zǒu zhè tiáo lù

那搞笑走这条路

Speaking of being a comedian

yī kāi shǐ shì bù yuàn yì

一开始是不愿意

I was willing to do that in the beginning

jiù shì jué dé hěn bù gān xīn

就是觉得很不甘心

I just didn’t want to resign myself

kě shì dāng yǒu yī tiān wǒ bèi yī wèi qián bèi ná jī dàn zá tóu

可是当有一天我被一位前辈拿鸡蛋砸头

But one day I was knocked on the head by a senior with an egg

nà yī qiāo wǒ kāi le

那一敲，我开了

And I was enlightened

jiù kāi qǐ le wǒ gǎo xiào zhī lù

就开启了我搞笑之路

Then I started to being funny

tā zǒu dé hěn zhǎng jiǔ

它走得很长久

It leads me further in my career

tā kě yǐ zǒu dé bǐ ǒu xiàng hái jiǔ

它可以走得比偶像还久

Than just being an idol

jiù xiàng wǒ hěn xǐ huān mù cūn tuò zāi xiān shēng yī yàng

就像我很喜欢木村拓哉先生一样

I’m a big fan of Mr. Kimura Takuya

tā zài pāi ǒu xiàng jù de shí hòu

他在拍偶像剧的时候

When he was acting in idol dramas

tā kě yǐ hěn tóu rù zài měi yī gè bù tóng de jiǎo sè lǐ miàn

他可以很投入在每一个不同的角色里面

He could be so involved in every different role

zài zōng yì jié mù de shí hòu

在综艺节目的时候

But in variety shows

tā kě yǐ bàn nǚ bàn gǒu gǎo xiào mó fǎng

他可以扮女，扮狗，搞笑，模仿

He could also act as a woman or a dog, or make people laugh or imitate

suǒ yǐ wǒ jué dé zài bù tóng de xíng yè lǐ miàn bù tóng de zhí wèi

所以我觉得在不同的行业里面不同的职位

So I think when you work in different fields

nǐ běn lái jiù yīng gāi yào zuò chū bù tóng de yàng zi gěi dà jiā kàn

你本来就应该要做出不同的样子给大家看

You should show different sides of you

ràng bié rén jué dé tā shì gè bǎo cáng nán hái

让别人觉得他是个宝藏男孩

To make people realize that ‘Oh, he’s a treasure man’

hěn duō rén dōu jué dé nǐ zǒng shì zhè me kāi xīn ma

很多人都觉得你总是这么开心吗？

A lot of people ask ‘are you always so happy’

nǎ yǒu

哪有？

Of course not

wǒ yě yǒu nán guò de shí hòu

我也有难过的时候

I feel sad sometimes

dàn shì wǒ xī wàng bié rén kàn dào wǒ de shí hòu jiù shì kāi xīn

但是我希望别人看到我的时候就是开心

But I want people to see the happy me

kāi xīn nǐ zuò rèn hé shì qíng jiù huì hěn shū fú

开心，你做任何事情就会很舒服

When you’re happy, you would be comfortable doing anything

cut

Cut