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dà wū shī

大巫师

Great Wizard

wǒ xiǎng biàn chéng rén lèi

我想变成人类

I want to be human

qǐng bāng bāng wǒ

请帮帮我

please help me

nǐ xiǎng biàn chéng rén lèi yào fù chū cǎn tòng de dài jià

你想变成人类要付出惨痛的代价

You have to pay a painful price to become a human being

bù guǎn shén me cǎn tòng de dài jià wǒ dōu néng rěn shòu

不管什么惨痛的代价我都能忍受

I can bear the painful price

nǐ què dìng

你确定

you sure

wǒ què dìng

我确定

I am sure

dài jià shì nǐ dé zì gōng ne

代价是你得自宫呢

The price is that you got it from the palace

méi bàn fǎ a

没办法啊

Have no idea

shuí jiào nǐ nà gè lā liàn měi cì dōu huì kǎ zài nà lǐ

谁叫你那个拉链 每次都会卡在那里

Who told you that the zipper will get stuck there every time

tuō bù xià lái

脱不下来

Can't take it off

yě duì hǒu

也对吼

Also roar

nà hái shì yǐ hòu zài shuō ba

那还是以后再说吧

I'll talk about it later

lìng yī biān xiāng

另一边厢

The other side

kōng dǎo wáng zi yě lái dào le dì shàng

空岛王子也来到了地上

Prince Korashima also came to the ground

zhè wèi xiǎo jiě

这位小姐

This lady

nín néng shì yī xià zhè gè xiōng zhào ma

您能试一下这个胸罩吗

Can you try this bra

biàn tài a

变态啊

Abnormal

zhè wèi xiǎo jiě

这位小姐

This lady

nín néng shì yī xià zhè gè xiōng zhào ma

您能试一下这个胸罩吗

Can you try this bra

liú máng a

流氓啊

Hooligan

chòu bù yào liǎn a

臭不要脸啊

Shameless

wǒ hái shá dōu méi shuō ne

我还啥都没说呢

I haven't said anything yet

jū rán hái yòng shuāng jié gùn hēng hēng hā hēi

居然还用双节棍哼哼哈嘿

He even hummed with nunchakus

kōng dǎo wáng zi āi jiā āi hù de zhǎo

空岛王子挨家挨户的找

The prince of Kojima goes door-to-door

zhǎo le hǎo jiǔ dōu méi yǒu zhǎo dào bái xuě

找了好久都没有找到白雪

I haven't found Baixue for a long time.

zhí dào yī tiān

直到一天

Until one day

shī luò de tā jīng guò zhè piàn sēn lín

失落的他经过这片森林

Lost he passed through this forest

zhè lǐ yě yǒu rén jū zhù

这里也有人居住

It's also inhabited here

lái la

来啦

Coming

nǐ hǎo

你好

Hello there

qǐng wèn nǐ zhǎo nǎ wèi

请问你找哪位

Who are you refering to

zhè gè rén hé nà gè tā hǎo xiàng

这个人和那个她好像

This person and that she seem to

mò fēi

莫非

Could it be

xiǎo jiě

小姐

Miss

nín néng shì yī xià zhè gè xiōng zhào ma

您能试一下这个胸罩吗

Can you try this bra

bù yòng shì le

不用试了

No need to try

zhè jiù shì wǒ de

这就是我的

This is mine

xiàn zài yào chuān yě chuān bù xià le

现在要穿也穿不下了

I can't wear it now

zěn me huì zài nǐ nà lǐ

怎么会在你那里

How could it be with you

a wǒ xiǎng qǐ lái le

啊我想起来了

Ah i remember

nǐ shì

你是

you are

zhōng yú zhǎo dào nǐ le

终于找到你了

Finally I find you

qǐng hé wǒ huí guó ba

请和我回国吧

Please go home with me

wǒ yào qǔ nǐ wèi wáng fēi

我要娶你为王妃

I want to marry you as the princess

kě

可

can

kě shì

可是

but

rén jiā yǐ jīng yǒu nán péng yǒu le

人家已经有男朋友了

I already have a boyfriend

lái wǎn le

来晚了

I'm late

xuě xuě

雪雪

Snow snow

zhè wèi shì

这位是

Who is this

gěi nǐ jiè shào xià

给你介绍下

Introduce you

tā jiù shì wǒ de nán péng yǒu pǐ pǐ

他就是我的男朋友匹匹

He is my boyfriend Pipi

tā jiào pǐ nuò cáo

他叫匹诺曹

His name is Pinocchio

zhè jiù shì wǒ gēn nǐ jiǎng de kōng dǎo wáng zi yō

这就是我跟你讲的空岛王子哟

This is the Prince Sorashima I told you about

wa jiǔ yǎng jiǔ yǎng

哇久仰久仰

Wow for a long time

yǎng

仰

Up

yǎng

仰

Up

wáng zi mò mò de lí kāi le sēn lín

王子默默的离开了森林

The prince left the forest silently

bēi tòng yù jué

悲痛欲绝

Distraught

yī yè tū dǐng

一夜秃顶

Bald overnight

cóng cǐ tā kàn pò le hóng chén

从此他看破了红尘

From then on he saw through Hong Chen

kāi shǐ le kǔ xíng sēng bān de xiū xíng

开始了苦行僧般的修行

Started ascetic practice

zài yī kē píng guǒ shù xià qī tiān bù chī bù hē hòu

在一棵苹果树下七天不吃不喝后

After seven days without eating or drinking under an apple tree

bèi píng guǒ zá dào

被苹果砸到

Smashed by an apple

chī le yī kǒu jiù biàn chéng le sāi yá rén

吃了一口就变成了塞牙人

After one bite, he became a sya

píng guǒ pí sāi yá fèng le

苹果皮塞牙缝了

Apple peel stuck between teeth

hòu lái

后来

later

wáng zi huí dào le tā de guó jiā

王子回到了他的国家

The prince returned to his country

jiǎo miè le jù rén

剿灭了巨人

Annihilated the giant

rán hòu yòu lí kāi sì chù liú làng

然后又离开四处流浪

And then left to wander around

kāi shǐ le tā de chāo jí yīng xióng shēng yá

开始了他的超级英雄生涯

Started his superhero career

yóu yú tā jīng cháng bèi zhe yī bǎ jí tā chū xiàn

由于他经常背着一把吉他出现

Because he often shows up with a guitar on his back

suǒ yǐ dà jiā dōu qīn qiè dì jiào tā

所以大家都亲切地叫他

So everyone kindly calls him

bèi jí tā wáng zi

背吉他王子

Guitar Prince

hē hē

呵呵

Ha ha

shén me guǐ

什么鬼

What the hell

zài shuō shuō hēi xīn huáng hòu

再说说黑心皇后

Let's talk about the black queen

mirror mirror on the wall

mirror mirror on the wall

who is the most beautiful of all

who is the most beautiful of all

zhōng yú bèi shú le

终于背熟了

Finally memorized

snow white

Snow White

she is bigger and bigger

She is bigger and bigger

bù kě néng

不可能

impossible

bái xuě gōng zhǔ yǐ jīng bèi liè rén gàn diào le a

白雪公主已经被猎人干掉了啊

Snow White has been killed by the hunter

duì le

对了

correct

liè rén ne

猎人呢

Where's the hunter

where is the hunter

where is the hunter

forest

forest

zhè qún bù zhōng yòng de fèi wù

这群不中用的废物

This group of unused waste

kàn lái yī gè dōu kào bù zhù

看来一个都靠不住

It seems that none of them are reliable

kàn yàng zi fēi dé wǒ chū mǎ bù kě

看样子非得我出马不可

It looks like I have to go out

xiǎo mó nǚ biàn shēn

小魔女变身

Little Witch Transformation

blingblingpalulubalala boom

BLINGBLINGPALULUBALALA BOOM

kàn wǒ biàn gè mài píng guǒ de

看我变个卖苹果的

Watch me become an apple

rán hòu qù piàn tā chī xià dú píng guǒ

然后去骗他吃下毒苹果

And then lie to him to eat poisoned apples

tā jiù sǐ dìng le

他就死定了

He is dead

xiào shá

笑啥

What laugh

a gěi lǎo niáng hǎo hǎo biàn la

啊给老娘好好变啦

Ah, make a good change for my old lady

wǒ shēn biān zěn me quán shì chǔn huò

我身边怎么全是蠢货

Why are all idiots around me

nǎ wèi

哪位

Which

mài píng guǒ la

卖苹果啦

Sell ​​apples

mài

卖

Sell

mǔ hòu

母后

Mother queen

nǐ lái zhè lǐ gàn ma

你来这里干嘛

Why are you here

wǒ bù shì mǔ hòu

我不是母后

I am not a queen

wǒ shì mài píng guǒ de lǎo pó pó

我是卖苹果的老婆婆

I'm an old woman who sells apples

gǎo shén me ya

搞什么呀

What's up

yī xià zi jiù bèi rèn chū lái le

一下子就被认出来了

I was recognized all at once

nǐ zěn me biàn de a

你怎么变的啊

How did you change

guài wǒ gē

怪我咯

Blame me

a zěn me biàn dé zhè me lǎo a

啊怎么变得这么老啊

Ah why become so old

nǐ shuō yào biàn lǎo pó pó de ya

你说要变老婆婆的呀

You said you want to become an old woman

gěi wǒ biàn gè nián qīng de lǎo pó pó

给我变个年轻的老婆婆

Turn me into a young old woman

zěn me hái shì nà me chǒu

怎么还是那么丑

Why is it still so ugly

gěi wǒ biàn gè hǎo kàn yī diǎn de

给我变个好看一点的

Make me look better

hái shì hěn chǒu

还是很丑

Still ugly

chǒu

丑

ugly

chǒu

丑

ugly

chǒu

丑

ugly

zhè gè bù cuò

这个不错

this is not bad

xiǎo yā tóu mǎi gè píng guǒ ba

小丫头买个苹果吧

Little girl, buy an apple

tài guì le wǒ mǎi bù qǐ

太贵了我买不起

Too expensive i can't afford it

shǎ hái zi nǐ kě yǐ gē shèn nǎ

傻孩子你可以割肾哪

Silly boy, can you have a kidney?

bù shì nà gè píng guǒ la

不是那个苹果啦

It's not the apple

bù yào zài wán zhè gè gěng la

不要再玩这个梗啦

Don't play this terrier anymore

ó

哦

Oh

xiǎo yā tóu mǎi gè píng guǒ ba

小丫头买个苹果吧

Little girl, buy an apple

wǒ bù yào

我不要

I do not want

bù yào nà me nà me guǒ duàn ma

不要那么那么果断嘛

Don't be so decisive

wǒ de píng guǒ dōu hěn tián ó

我的苹果都很甜哦

My apples are very sweet

lái lái lái

来来来

Come come

bù xìn

不信

Do not believe

nǐ cháng yī kǒu zhè gè dú píng guǒ

你尝一口这个毒苹果

You have a bite of this poisonous apple

shuō lòu zuǐ le

说漏嘴了

Missed

jié guǒ hái shì chī le ya

结果还是吃了呀

I still ate it

xuě xuě bù yào chī

雪雪不要吃

Don't eat snow snow

nà gè píng guǒ

那个苹果

That apple

méi dú

没毒

Not poisonous

qí shí shì yǒu dú de

其实是有毒的

Actually toxic

nǐ shì shuí

你是谁

who are you

wèi shén me yào hài wǒ jiā xuě xuě

为什么要害我家雪雪

Why do you want to kill my family Xuexue

pǐ pǐ

匹匹

Pipi

tā jiù shì wǒ de mǔ hòu

他就是我的母后

He is my mother queen

shén me

什么

what

tā jiù shì nǐ de

她就是你的

She is yours

mǔ hóu

母猴

Female monkey

shì mǔ hòu la

是母后啦

It's the queen

nǐ nà xiǎng xiàng tú dào dǐ shì zěn me huí shì a wèi

你那想象图到底是怎么回事啊喂

What the hell is going on with your imaginary picture?

mù ǒu rén

木偶人

puppet

hā hā hā xiǎo mù ǒu

哈哈哈小木偶

Hahaha puppets

wǒ quàn nǐ bù yào duō guǎn xián shì

我劝你不要多管闲事

I advise you not to be nosy

fǒu zé wǒ jiù bǎ nǐ zuò chéng sǎo bǎ ó

否则我就把你做成扫把哦

Otherwise I will make you a broom

qí guài gǎn jué yǒu diǎn lěng

奇怪 感觉有点冷

Strange feeling a bit cold

dòu péng xià miàn zěn me bù gěi wǒ biàn yī tào yī fú ya

斗篷下面怎么不给我变一套衣服呀

Why don't you change my clothes under the cloak?

nín méi jiāo dài a

您没交代啊

You didn't explain

zhè hái yòng jiāo dài ma

这还用交代吗

Is this still an explanation?

kuài gěi wǒ biàn yī tào yī fú

快给我变一套衣服

Quickly change me a suit

xiǎo mù ǒu

小木偶

Marionette

wǒ quàn nǐ bù yào duō guǎn xián shì

我劝你不要多管闲事

I advise you not to be nosy

fǒu zé wǒ jiù bǎ nǐ zuò chéng sǎo bǎ ó

否则我就把你做成扫把哦

Otherwise I will make you a broom

zuò chéng sǎo bǎ yě tǐng hǎo de

做成扫把也挺好的

It's also good to make a broom

zěn me méi shēn zhǎng

怎么没伸长

Why didn't it stretch?

wǒ cái méi yǒu xiǎng wāi ne

我才没有想歪呢

I didn't want to be crooked

gěi wǒ jì zhù

给我记住

Remember it for me

wǒ hái huì huí lái de

我还会回来的

I will be back