wǒ yě zhī dào zì jǐ yǒu diǎn yī

我也知道自己有点ㄍ一ㄥ

I also know that I am a little bit

yào lì mǎ gǎi zhèng hěn kùn nán

要立马改正很困难

It's difficult to make corrections right away

suǒ yǐ duì hěn duō chǎng hé dōu bù xí guàn

所以对很多场合都不习惯

So I’m not used to many occasions

hái shì bǎo chí gū dān jiǎn dān

还是保持孤单 简单

Still stay alone simple

kě néng shì wǒ zì jǐ tài yǒu qù

可能是我自己太有趣

It may be that I am too interesting

bù xǐ huān gēn bié rén yī qǐ wán

不喜欢跟别人一起玩

Do not like to play with others

bǐ qǐ qiáng yán huān xiào huò gān gà jiāo tán

比起强颜欢笑或尴尬交谈

Compared to a strong smile or an awkward conversation

hái shì zì yú zì lè zuì zì rán

还是自娱自乐 最自然

It's the most natural for self-entertainment

wèi shù bù duō de péng yǒu shì tú xǐ nǎo wǒ

为数不多的朋友试图洗脑我

One of the few friends who tried to brainwash me

tā men shuō

他们说

They said

ài yīn sī tǎn hái shì lǔ xùn hái shì shuí céng jīng shuō guò

爱因斯坦 还是鲁迅 还是谁 曾经说过

Einstein or Lu Xun or who I once said

bù chū mén zěn me rèn shí bié de rén ń

不出门 怎么认识别的人 (嗯?)

How do I meet other people when I don’t go out? (Huh?)

jiā lǐ dūn le jiě shì jiè tōng guò xīn wén

家里蹲 了解世界通过新闻

Squatting at home to understand the world through news

bù chū mén zěn me yù dào nà gè rén

不出门 怎么遇到那个人

How do I meet that person without going out?

zài jiā děng dào de zhǐ yǒu wài mài hé yǔ shēng

在家等 到的只有外卖和雨声

All I waited at home were takeaways and the sound of rain

hé biàn huàn de nán shén

和变换的男神

And the changing male god

bǎo chí shū shì dú shēn

保持舒适独身

Stay comfortable and single

rán hòu xuān chēng zì jǐ shì gū guǎ rén zhèn

然后宣称自己是孤寡人朕

Then declare that I am lonely

wǒ yě zhī dào zì jǐ pà má fán

我也知道自己怕麻烦

I also know that I am afraid of trouble

dàn yào xǐ xīn gé miàn tài kùn nán

但要洗心革面太困难

But it’s too difficult to change your mind

suǒ yǐ yī zhí tuō zhe shuō suí yù ér ān

所以一直拖着说随遇而安

So I have been dragging and saying that I will go with the flow

suī rán ǒu ěr yě huì máng rán

虽然偶尔也会 茫然

Although occasionally I am at a loss

qí shí zhè yàng bìng bù suàn bēi guān

其实这样并不算悲观

In fact, this is not pessimistic

zhǐ shì tān liàn zhe shěng lì de lǎn

只是贪恋着省力的懒

Just covetous and labor-saving laziness

ài dào zuì hòu dà duō nì le huò bèi pàn

爱到最后大多腻了或背叛

At the end of love, most of them are tired or betrayed

guāng shì xiǎng xiǎng dōu jué dé nán kān

光是想想都觉得 难堪

I feel embarrassed just thinking about it

wèi shù bù duō de péng yǒu shì tú gào jiè wǒ

为数不多的朋友试图告诫我

The few friends tried to warn me

tā men shuō

他们说

They said

shā shì bǐ yà hái shì kǒng zi hái shì shuí céng jīng shuō guò

莎士比亚 还是孔子 还是谁 曾经说过

Shakespeare or Confucius or who I used to say

bù chū mén zěn me rèn shí bié de rén

不出门 怎么认识别的人

How to meet other people without going out

jiā lǐ dūn xū nǐ shì jiè lǐ zhǎo wēn cún

家里蹲 虚拟世界里找温存

Squatting at home, looking for tenderness in the virtual world

bù chū mén zěn me yù dào nà gè rén

不出门 怎么遇到那个人

How can I meet that person without going out?

zài jiā děng dào de zhǐ yǒu kuài dì hé zhòu wén

在家等 到的只有快递和皱纹

All I waited at home were express delivery and wrinkles

hé gèng xīn de wǎng wén

和更新的网文

and updated web articles

bǎo chí shū shì dú shēn

保持舒适独身

Stay comfortable and single

rán hòu diào kǎn zì jǐ shì gū guǎ rén zhèn

然后调侃自己是孤寡人朕

Then I ridicule myself as a lonely person

yī shí féi zhái yī shí féi zhái yī shí shuǎng

一时肥宅 一时肥宅一时爽

A fat house for a while, a fat house for a while, a good time

yī zhí féi zhái yī zhí féi zhái yī zhí shuǎng

一直肥宅 一直肥宅一直爽

Always a fat house

yī shí dān shēn yī shí dān shēn yī shí shuǎng

一时单身 一时单身一时爽

Single for a while

yī zhí dān shēn yī zhí shuǎng

一直单身 一直爽

Always single, always cool

bù chū mén zěn me rèn shí gèng duō rén

不出门 怎么认识更多人

How to meet more people without going out

jiā lǐ dūn shǒu zhe de men

家里蹲 守着yy的cp们

The CPs who squatted at home and guarded YY

bù chū mén zěn me yù dào nà gè rén

不出门 怎么遇到那个人

How can I meet that person without going out?

zài jiā děng dào de zhǐ yǒu wài mài hé yǔ shēng

在家等 到的只有外卖和雨声

All I waited at home were takeaways and the sound of rain

hé biàn huàn de nán shén

和变换的男神

And the transformed male god

bǎo chí shū shì dú shēn

保持舒适独身

Stay comfortable and single

guǎn tā ne nà pà

管它呢那怕

Don't worry about it

zuì hòu zhōng yǒu yī tiān biàn gū guǎ lǎo rén

最后终有一天变孤寡老人

Finally, one day I will become a lonely old man

wǒ yě shì gè xiāo sǎ de gū guǎ rén zhèn

我也是个潇洒的孤寡人朕

I am also a chic and lonely person I

wǒ yě shì gè xiāo sǎ de gū guǎ rén zhèn

我也是个潇洒的孤寡人朕

I am also a chic and lonely person I