jiě shì lǎo zhōng yī zhuān zhì chuī niú bī

姐是老中医 专治吹牛逼

Sister is an old Chinese doctor who specializes in bragging

tóu téng nǎo rè xuè yā dī gēn wǒ méi guān xì

头疼脑热血压低 跟我没关系

Headache, brain fever, low blood pressure, it’s okay with me

nǐ yào chuī niú bī bù rú dǎ fēi jī

你要吹牛逼 不如打飞机

You have to brag, it's better to jerk off

yòu shěng qián lái yòu guò yǐn hái méi yǒu yā lì

又省钱来又过瘾 还没有压力

Save money and enjoy it, and there is no pressure

chī diǎn méi guān xì hē diǎn méi guān xì

吃点没关系 喝点没关系

It’s okay to eat, it’s okay to drink

chuī niú bī dì nà xiē rén dōu méi yǒu shí lì

吹牛逼地那些人 都没有实力

Those bragging people have no strength

yǒu rén chuī niú bī jiù zhǎo lǎo zhōng yī

有人吹牛逼 就找老中医

Someone is bragging, just look for an old Chinese doctor

yī dùn wǔ dú pāi bī zhǎng nǎo dài dǎ fàng pì

一顿五毒拍逼掌 脑袋打放屁

A meal of five poisons, slaps on the palm, and farts on the head

jiě shì lǎo zhōng yī kāi zhe tuō lā jī

姐是老中医 开着拖拉机

Sister is an old Chinese doctor driving a tractor

quán guó gè dì sì chù pǎo zhuān zhì chuī niú bī

全国各地四处跑 专治吹牛逼

Running all over the country

shǒu ná dà gē dà wǒ yāo kuà jī

手拿大哥大 我腰挎bb机

Hold the cellular phone in my hand, my waist and my BB machine

shēn chuān yī tiáo dà kù chǎ tè me zuǐ lǐ diāo yù xī

身穿一条大裤衩 特么嘴里叼玉溪

Wearing a pair of big pants, you have Yuxi in your mouth

jiě shì lǎo zhōng yī zhěng tiān xiào xī xī

姐是老中医 整天笑嘻嘻

Sister is an old Chinese doctor, smiling all day long

tīng jiàn yǒu rén chuī niú bī jiù shì yī dùn tī

听见有人吹牛逼 就是一顿踢

I heard someone bragging, it was just a kick

jiě shì lǎo zhōng yī wǒ chū mén yě dǎ de

姐是老中医 我出门也打的

Sister is an old Chinese doctor, I also take taxi when I go out

yǒu shí hòu yě zhǎo liǎ xiǎo huǒ tè me wán yī bǎ

有时候也找俩小伙 特么玩一把3p

Sometimes I find two guys to play 3P

tiān tiān chuī niú bī zǎo wǎn ràng léi pī

天天吹牛逼 早晚让雷劈

Bag every day, let the lightning strike sooner or later

léi diàn yào shì pī bù sǐ hái yǒu lǎo zhōng yī

雷电要是劈不死 还有老中医

If thunder and lightning can't die, there will be an old Chinese doctor

bù yào chuī niú bī shuí chuī shuí āi tī

不要吹牛逼 谁吹谁挨踢

Don’t brag, whoever brags gets kicked

gū nǎi nǎi jiù shì lǎo zhōng yī zhuān zhì chuī niú bī

姑奶奶就是老中医 专治吹牛逼

Auntie is an old Chinese doctor who specializes in bragging