wǒ yǒu yī gè dì qiú yí

我有一个地球仪

I have a globe

wǒ huì yī jù bān bā lā yǔ

我会一句班巴拉语

I can speak Bambara

zài mǎ lǐ gòng hé guó

在马里共和国

In the Republic of Mali

wǒ diào dào yī tiáo yú

我钓到一条鱼

I caught a fish

yú ér biàn chéng wēi shì jì

鱼儿变成威士忌

Fish turns into whiskey

tǔ dì pín jí luò tuó zài kū qì

土地贫瘠骆驼在哭泣

The land is barren and the camel is crying

wǒ jiāng wēi shì jì

我将威士忌

I will whiskey

sǎ zài shā mò lǐ

洒在沙漠里

sprinkled in the desert

wǒ dāng rán zhī dào pú táo yá

我当然知道葡萄牙

Of course I know Portugal

zài xī bān yá gé bì

在西班牙隔壁

Next door in Spain

nǐ yě fēi cháng qīng chǔ

你也非常清楚

You also know very well

wǒ xiàn zài hái shēn ài zhe nǐ

我现在还深爱着你

I still love you deeply

shā mò zhōng de yáo gǔn lè

沙漠中的摇滚乐

Rock and roll in the desert

chōng chū le shā mò

冲出了沙漠

out of the desert

dì qiú yí shàng de cāng yíng

地球仪上的苍蝇

Flies on the globe

hái liú zài dì qiú lǐ

还留在地球里

Still stay in the earth

wǒ xiǎng jīn yè wǒ hē duō le

我想今夜我喝多了

I think I drank too much tonight

bù guò huà yòu shuō huí lái

不过话又说回来

But then again

wèi shén me nǐ hái shì dī jiǔ bù zhān

为什么你还是滴酒不沾

Why do you still not drink

wèi shén me nǐ hái shì tiě shí xīn cháng

为什么你还是铁石心肠

Why are you still hard-hearted

wǒ zhēn xī wàng dì qiú shì píng de

我真希望地球是平的

I really hope the earth is flat

jiù xiàng zài chāo shì mǎi de píng dǐ guō nà yàng

就像在超市买的平底锅那样

Like a pan bought in a supermarket

zhè yàng wǒ men jiù bù yòng méi wán méi le

这样我们就不用没完没了

This way we don’t have to go forever

zhè yàng wǒ men jiù kě yǐ

这样我们就可以

So we can

zhēn zhèng qù dào tiān yá hǎi jiǎo

真正去到天涯海角

Really go to the ends of the world

cóng xī bó lì yà dào méng gǔ dà cǎo yuán

从西伯利亚到蒙古大草原

From Siberia to the Mongolian steppe

cóng tài guó jiǎn pǔ zhài dào lǎo wō miǎn diān

从泰国柬埔寨到老挝缅甸

From Thailand, Cambodia to Laos, Myanmar

cóng liè níng gé lēi zài dào jiù jīn shān

从列宁格勒再到旧金山

From Leningrad to San Francisco

yī lù shàng dài zhe wǔ tǎ biāo xíng jūn sàn

一路上带着五塔标行军散

All the way with the five tower signs marching away

wǒ zhēn xī wàng shí jiān dōu cuò luàn

我真希望时间都错乱

I wish the time was all messed up

zhè yàng jiù kě yǐ

这样就可以

That's it

zài jiù shàng hǎi pèng dào zhōu xuán

在旧上海碰到周璇

Meet Zhou Xuan in old Shanghai

zài gǎi gé kāi fàng chū qī jīng shāng

在改革开放初期经商

Business in the early stage of reform and opening up

zhè yàng jiù kě yǐ

这样就可以

That's it

wèi tài tǎn ní kè hào shàng de chéng kè

为泰坦尼克号上的乘客

For the passengers on the Titanic

zuò zuì hòu de biǎo yǎn

做最后的表演

do the final performance

wǒ xiǎng jīn yè wǒ hē duō le

我想今夜我喝多了

I think I drank too much tonight

bù guò huà yòu shuō huí lái

不过话又说回来

But then again

wèi shén me nǐ hái shì dī jiǔ bù zhān

为什么你还是滴酒不沾

Why do you still not drink

wèi shén me nǐ hái shì tiě shí xīn cháng

为什么你还是铁石心肠

Why are you still hard-hearted